because it's a scary, crazy, oh so fun place to be!
it's about 1:30 in the morning and i'm sleeping peacefully. suddenly, i am awoken by the sound of boyfriend saying "baby??" i open my eyes and he is looking over me. like he is out of bed, standing over me, staring at me. once he confirms it's me- he gets back into bed and proceeds to tell me the following:
he said that when he woke up, he turned and looked at me. apparently my hair was in a super weird position, so it looked like i had a buzz cut. he didn't think it was me so he got out of bed and went into blake's room to look for me. when he realized i wasn't there, he came back into our room and bent down to my face and discovered that it was, in fact, me. that was when he woke me up.
from the moment he woke up and came back to bed, he thought JIMMY was in the bed with him! freaking JIMMY!!! J I M M Y. he thought jimmy came over after work to talk, or something, and he fell asleep. what the hell?!! lol
at least he didn't lean in to kiss me while he thought i was jimmy, right?