Wednesday, October 25, 2006

public jennster announcement

i swear. i curse. i talk like a truck driver.. a sailor... or whoever else is supposed to have a potty mouth.

i post the way i speak. i write the way i talk. so anything you read, if you know me, you can hear me saying it. i've always been this way. i'm not an amazing writer. i don't really consider myself a writer at all. i'm a talker. and this is just another way for me to talk to you- but you have to read it. so it has nothing to do with my "lack of imagination" (thanks anonymous).. and everything to do with just how i speak in everyday life.

if you don't like to read the word fuck- then stop reading this blog. if my use of swear words is so offensive to you, then click the red x at the top of your page. because what you get when you come here is 100% jennster and it's not going to change. this is how i am. this is who i am. and you don't have to like it. you.don't.have.to.like.me. and i'm perfectly okay with that. i don't "need" to be liked.

i am not naive enough to think that every single person who comes across this blog would want to be my best friend forever. i don't think that everyone can relate to me. i don't think i appeal to the masses. and in all honesty, someone who would judge me based on the profanity i choose to use or not use, isn't someone i'd want to be friends with anyway. someone that judgemental isn't someone i need reading my blog. they probably don't understand me- unless it's to pick me apart, or judge, or bitch at me for being such an awful person. which is so freaking lame. get a hobby.

yes, i cuss. get over it. or stop reading it. i won't apologize for being myself. i don't feel bad about who i am. i freaking rock- just like all of who read this blog and actually enjoy it too!

46 comments:

Stephanie A. said...

Good for you for standing up for your right to say the f word. I am SOOOOOOOOO fucking tired of people trying to judge or push their beliefs on others. SOOOOOOOOO fucking tired of it. All of us are coming from different places and it really is ok to be different and not liked by everyone. The world will not crumble because you and I have dirty fucking language. LOL.

DDM said...

Fuck. That's one nasty fucking anonymous fuckwad right fucking there. Fucker.

I don't get it either. Why would someone continue to come back to a place they don't like? Say it with me people,the definition of insanity is........

Shannon said...

Ha! I was going to mention yesterday that you should write a post about FUCK.

This is so funny :)

Karen Rani said...

where is all this fucking hostility coming from dude? stop yeling at me. calm down.

;)

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Fuck yeah!

Lisa

Sarah's Mama said...

Someone is complaining about you using the F word?? Fuck em! We love you...ya sailor!

mommy needs a martini said...

Are you fucking OK? Your past few posts have been a bit fucking ROWDY sista!!!
Is fucking planning a fucking wedding just fucking stressing you out? WTF? For fuck's sake sista...chill the fuck out. ;)
Now pass me a fucking cocktail and let's get on with the fucking rants and kick the fucking anonymous commenters to the fucking curb.
Seriously...ease the fuck up people and move the fuck on if you don't like what you are reading!

P.S. I have to say...I was DENIED a membership to some women's bloggers group (can't even remember the name of it now) because I used FUCK and SHIT and BITCH and DAMN on my blog. Crazy ass blogging peeps!

Anonymous said...

I especially like it when you call everyone a god damned whore!

Becky said...

dude you do fucking cuss like a fucking sailor. and you know what? you wouldn't be as fucking funny if you fucking didnt.

heh.

i AM your best friend forever. so is sophia :)

Greta said...

Wow.... I didn't even notice that you cussed, seriously. Damn! That must mean I do it as much as you and don't even notice.

Cheers... and fuck'em!

Anonymous said...

Fuckin-A right! Fuck 'em if they can't take a fucking joke!!


...fuckers...

Melissa said...

Yeah, fuck em if they can't take it. People need to learn to move on if they don't like someone. This is not kindergarten we don't all have to get along.

I post exactly like I talk. Truly I do, I say well all the time and i pause soemtimes to think....sometimes, hence the dots. Plus I like the dots. I say anyways, but I learned not to type it, for Pickle. And I say AND all the time. Ask Amy (POW) she'll tell you it's true.

But Ster, you rock and I'll keep reading you as long as you blog, even though you don't use caps, which makes me a little nuts. I think people get off on putting others down. I just figure they must have sucky ass lives to take the time to put random strangers down. Plus is it's the same anonymous person, she must be jealous to continue to come back and read you and then bother to comment. No life, I tell you.

alison said...

I think "anonymous" is actually our friend Teri. She just can't stay away!!

I'm reading all of your comments and I can't help but notice what a versatile word FUCK really is. Fuck can be a verb, a noun, an adjective...you name it! So...

Quit your fucking (adjective) griping, anonymous, and go fuck (verb) yourself, you dumb fuck (noun).

Cool.

Anonymous said...

and we love you just the way you are!!!!!!

carrie said...

That's why I read your blog. Because it's YOU and nobody else or someone you are pretending to be! Duh!

Keep on keepin' on.

Carrie

K said...

Who is hating on you? I will come after them.

Seriously.

Don't apologize.

Listen to billy joel. We love you just the way you arrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee.

mothergoosemouse said...

i don't really consider myself a writer at all. i'm a talker.

Jenn, you are a writer. You cover so many issues with such candor - that's why I love to read you.

Yes, I'd much rather sit down with a beverage or three and listen to you talk, but in the absence of blogging conferences, I'll take what I can get.

Mieke said...

Wow... You say it! I laugh each and every time I read your blog and I love it! If someone doesn't like the way you talk, tell them to fuck off! Ha!

Meg said...

Anonymous can fuck off.

And you're right, we do rock.

Kimmie said...

Good for you, way to tell the Jennster.
I for one enjoy rading your blog and yes you do rock.

Kimmie said...

Oops sorry that shoud've read "Way to tell THEM Jennster" (Next time I should try hitting the 'preview' button first :)

Mayberry said...

keep it up, ya whore!

Suebob said...

I have been meaning to mention that you swear way too fucking much, you whore.

melissa b. said...

OMG FUCK!

You fucking rock and really, who doesn't like the fucking word, "fuck"?

Ingrates. You are fucking funny, girl.

Mike said...

Who are these fucking assholes? You want I should rip off their heads and shit down their necks??

Deb said...

ROFLMAO...oh man the comments. I started reading the post and went FUCK BITCH LET'S FUCK UP THE WHORE! And then I read these comments and was laughing SO FUCKING MUCH that my typing was ALL FUCKED UP and y'know...fuckit! When some asswipe with a balloon-knot for a brain posts something THAT fucking ridiculous (what's this the fucking FUN police anyway??) you come sit here by me, get a grope give a grope whatever makes you fucking FEEL better and the rest of us whores will keep laughing right along with you..oh and that one funny FUCKING dude that Mike down there...we'll have a good laugh watching him Dairy Queen one down some asshole's neck cavity...

ali said...

sometimes you just need a good fuck :)

Elizabeth said...

Fuck yeah you rock! Fucking anonymous commenters can bite me. And you are too a writer, that's why I love you!

Blonde Chick said...

I love your fucking blog, and any other fucker that feels the need to complain can just FUCK OFF.

You're one of the few bloggers out there that acts truly like themselves and doesn't put on an act.

Plus, I love ya because then I'm not the only blogger who uses the F-word all the time. I get lots of complaints on my blog, too... I just delete 'em... that'll show the fuckers.

Anonymous said...

Are there seriously fucking people who've complained to you about what you fucking say on YOUR OWN BLOG? They need to get a life.

Anonymous said...

Cuss away sailor!

I love it and I think you rock.

Anonymous said...

Dammit! That was me, Finelly, who is still having trouble posting comments as myself.

Andie said...

you are so fucking hilarious! ;)

Poo on the anonymous person!

penelopeto said...

my fellow sailor-girl - you fuckin rock.
i'm pretty sure a blogger i really like has blacklisted me because i swore in her comments.

Jenn said...

That annymous chick already got too much fuckin air play as far as I'm concerned.

Build it and they will come?
Ingore it and she will go away!

Lisa said...

I think your trash talking, sailor swearing is part of your charm! (And I do alot of the same shit so I'd be the last person to ever criticize!)

Hey, we could be the "Pottymouth twins" YOu know, like the Wonder twins. Only instead of turning into Water, or Dolphins to fight crime, we'd be spewing curse words and stuff and drinking booze!

Kristin said...

FUCK, blogger has fucking hated me for fucking days and now I am late to this fucking party...

Fuck 'em.

mollymcmommy said...

jenn, you fucking rawk! i think you are one of the most real and cool chicks out there :)

sometimes people like teri just need and thrive on conflict, there are psychotic drugs out there to make life easier for them :)

i LOVE your blog, can i say i love ya without sounding stalker like?! LOL! as long as you keep writing i'll be reading too :)

xxoo

m

Mommy off the Record said...

FUCK yeah, Jennster. I love the way you talk AND the way you write - profanities and all.

Izzy said...

Fucking A! What is with all the asshole-ishness going around lately?

You just keep saying all the bad words you want. You wouldn't be the same without a potty mouth and that's how we love you, goddammit!

Stepping Over the Junk said...

I use the words Whore and Fuck alot more than I used to since reading your blog...and at times it is pertinent, feels good and is funny as hell. Thank you!!!!

Jodi said...

See, I just don't get people complaining about others blogs. If you don't like it, don't read it. Good Lawd. It's not like you got a summon to read a blog or something. *eye roll*

kim said...

right fuckin on jennster! :)

jen said...

hell the fuck yes!!! wow, i can't believe that some asshole would call you out like that instead of clicking the fucking "X" at the top of his/her screen.

I also say fuck quite a bit in my blogs, and can't write for some of the medical sites I want to because i use the word "fuck" in just about all of my posts, including the medical ones.

People need to lighten up.......
BTW whore, i missed you and i just put my blog back up....

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