only THE COOLEST FISH IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!
i have to blog about my fish. fine, he's blake's fish- but he is SO my fish. i feed him. i change the damn water. i clean the fucking tank that is so heavy i practically break my back carrying it to the bathroom. see- MY FISH! *sighs*
dodger. that's his name. he is the biggest freaking goldfish ever! he keeps growing and it cracks me up. it's kind of gross that he is that big, but it's funny too. he sucks up the rocks at the bottom of the tank and then he drops them, and they make this big crash sound! can fish hear? cause i think that's why he does it. for attention. look at me! look at me! *drops rocks*
know what else he does? he likes to jump. like seriously. if there was no top on the tank, i swear he'd jump out of the damn thing! whenever i clean the tank, i put dodger (and sprinkles- the other large, but not even close to as cool, fish) into a bucket. suddenly, i will hear these ridiculous large splashes! when i turn around, I CAN SEE DODGER IN THE AIR! the freaking fish is above the top of the bucket! he's crazy. freaking insane. but i love it!
i have the coolest fish in the universe! someone get my clown fish an agent! :)
you have to see how big he is in comparison to the size of the tank (ps, it's a 5 gallon tank)!