Tuesday, September 05, 2006

the post you've been waiting for

who cares about what i've accomplished for the wedding, when we have a jenny mccarthy and carmen electra story?!?! who wants to see engagement pics of me and boyfriend when there are pics of those hot pieces of ass to look at??!? i get it. i get it. stop hounding me with emails about what happened that night, people!

the reason all of this took so long was because i was waiting for the pictures from the professional photographers to come back, hoping... hoping that at least 1 of the pics i was in with the girls would be decent. but they aren't. they all suck. of me i mean. so i'm forced to talk about our evening and show ugly pictures of myself. but y'all won't care because you won't be looking at me anyway. right? right.

so boyfriend and i got completely spoiled this evening. after our engagement pics, we headed to harrah's where we were all checked in and just had to pick up our room key. our room was pretty big. not huge, but big enough that we had 2 completely seperate bathrooms. so i made boyfriend stay out of mine. that's the whole point of having 2 right? i get one and he gets the other. he didn't believe me when i told him that they both had tv's in them. but they did. and that was fun! totally unncessary, but still fun! there was a huge gift basket full of candies, nuts, cheeses, crackers, water, etc just waiting for us to open and eat upon arrival. and then we also learned that we had a $100 comp food/bar on our room. that was all we needed to hear, and we ran upstairs to the tahoe buffet and gorged ourselves silly. but we still had way too much money left on our comp- so we went to the bar to see if boyfriend could drink the rest of the "free" money away. he couldn't. but he tried. A for effort!

we went to a pre-party in some vip room and that's where we met the girls for the 1st time. they are SO beautiful in person. stunning to look at with killer bodies. and so super nice and fun. carmen just comes off as SO ridiculously sweet and kind. she is definitely the quieter of the 2 (shocker). jenny is silly and has a mouth like a truck driver. i love it. i told her she was a sexy bitch. she laughed her ass off. then i told them both to molest boyfriend. i told them to touch him inappropriately and make him uncomfortable. carmen laughed and said that "jenny will do it!!!" so boyfriend was talking to them and jenny was leaning in and whispering in his ear for what seemed like forever.. i was dying, hoping she was saying good stuff. apparently she was. dirty, whorish stuff. love it!

so after that party, we had to walk the "red carpet" into the club, where we had a killer vip booth waiting for us with a bottle of grey goose vodka and cranberry juice at our disposal. the bottle of cristal came later. there were chocolate dipped strawberries and our very own cocktail waitress to bring us whatever we wanted. i don't think we asked for a thing though. i got to dance on stage and on the catwalk... we chatted with carmen and jenny very little. they both seemed really tired. carmen had just flown in from turkey that day and jenny didn't seem super into the scene. they talked a lot to and with eachother and we basically, left them alone. blah blah blah, who cares.. stop writing.. stop talking.. show pictures. okay.




more pics at flickrrrrrr

35 comments:

Firefly said...

Ya'll look like you're having fun. Is Jen as funny in real life as she can be on TV?

Eileen said...

Love. It.

Self-Proclaimed Supermom said...

no FREAKIN way!

Meg said...

Aaaagh! I can't believe it! In that last picture Boyfriend must have his hands over his crotch to hide his raging hard-on!

So I guess I missed the story of how you two were able to do all of this. Needless to say, I'm jealous!

By the way, I was beginning to wonder if you and Alison were dead...I havnen't heard from either of you in so long!

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Woo hoo! Partay.


Y'all look hot. But how come no butt grabbing?

Melissa said...

I love th picture of them with boyfriend. Lucky man.

carrie said...

So, this is what the beautiful people do for fun! And yes, Jennster, you are one of them!

Carrie

creative-Type Dad (Tony) said...

Wow............!! Jenny and Carmen......Wow.

Beth said...

I missed something! I feel like I don't know you anymore *sob*
Seriously, cute pics. I am so jealous. And I love the engagement teaser pic. I wanna see more!

alison said...

How come you got to meet them? What, are you a celebrity too now?

Petite Mommy said...

Wow! That's cool. So, how did you get to meet them again?

Anonymous said...

Is that really my brother with those two hot chicks? Is he really smiling? He looks a little scared. Jen, you look like your usual hot self. LOVE YA
Nicole

jen said...

yay!! ever since i saw your pics on flickr last week i've been dying to know the whole story!!

Kristin said...

How did this happen? Pretty, pretty girls... all of you!

stefanierj said...

Boyfriend looks like he's saying, "Um, I already have more hot ass than I can contend with, ladies, but thanks anyway."

LOVE the story. I bet they liked meeting you way better than you liked meeting them. And did I miss how this all came to pass? Gotta check the archives...

Her Bad Mother said...

You are fucking KIDDING me!

You, my doll, make them look like sorry old hags. Go Jennster!

Suebob said...

HBM took the words out of my mouth. Out of the three, you are by far the hottest.

Christina_the_wench said...

love it. LOVE it. Can I insert blonde joke now??

Angry Dad said...

That is sooo cool! I know someone who know's famous people!!! It's like Six Degrees of Separation. You are, like, the game!!!!!!

And if you're boyfriend ain't the mouse that got the cheese...

FinSpin said...

Aww Jennster, I don't visit your blog just to see those skanks Carmen and Jenny. I come to see you. You're skank enough for me!
LOL!!

jen said...

I just love Jenny! She has cracked me up for years. I would have loved to have a belching contest with her. ;)

joeysmoon said...

It looks like you guys had a blast.

slackermommy said...

Oooohhh, can I be you? Really, I'm insanely jealous. I'm a star struck fool. I have my daughter take dancing, singing, acting lessons because I hope she'll be my "in" into the celeb world.

Dustin said...

LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!

dude
your boy looks uncomfortable in that last one.
*keep calm, keep your hands to yourself, keep it together*

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I love it

Too passive though. I would have at least left with one
lol

Waya said...

WOW! I'm like "Angry Dad", I can say that I know somebody who knows Carmen and Jen. Jen looks so tame in those pix. She seems so girl gone wild on tv.

MommaK said...

WOW!!! You are all really hot :)

h&b said...

Wow ! Super-impressive are the crowds you run with ;)

Mother said...

Good lord. That's a fucking Jennster Sandwich if I ever saw one.

They sort of don't look real to me. I'm thinking Carm needs to lay off the plastic surgery a bit, no?

Oh who cares.

YOU ROCK!

mollymcmommy said...

awesome pics, love 'em all :)

m

Catherine said...

Jennster, you're like the coolest girl I've never met. Seriously.

Mommy off the Record said...

OMG. You touched Carmen and Jenny and I touched you and Husband has touched me! I have to tell him that's he's only like 3 degrees away from touching Carmen Electra.

How did this all come about again?

spidey said...

I'm super jealous, ho!!!

Jodi said...

"So I guess I missed the story of how you two were able to do all of this.

How come you got to meet them? What, are you a celebrity too now?

How did this happen?

And did I miss how this all came to pass? Gotta check the archives...

How did this all come about again?"


My sentiments EXACTLY! Very cool, very cool, but what the hell? how did you end up there with THEM???

tAnYeTTa said...

Fun times! Love how Boyfriend is holding hands with himself to be a good and not naughty boy. love it :)

p.s. ummmm you could have licked carmen's face at least :)

denise said...

that is frickin' awesome, and what a nice fiance to let carmen and jenny molest your man, chance in a lifetime id say, and I figured jenny would be more outspoken then carmen, i mean her name is Jen. I hear their wild (Jen's that is). also, I think you have them beat hands down, you have natural beauty, they look plastic. (It had to be said)