Wednesday, August 16, 2006

on our way to the most romantic wedding day ever...

actual conversation that happened just moments ago... you know, before i ran downstairs to blog about it...

boyfriend to me: "i hate your smile."
me: laughing hysterically.. "really? cause i smile a lot!"
boyfriend: "will you wear a paper bag on our wedding day?"

27 comments:

russ said...

people who wear paper bags during their vows are 33 percent less likely to get a divorce within 5 years of marriage. I've been to 3 weddings in which the bride wore a paper bag...without eye holes!

Mike said...

That's better than him asking you to wear a paper bag during sex, no?

Angry Dad said...

He's not Australian is he? If not, consider him an honorary one!

Mammawannabe said...

hmmmm...it's early and I'm at a loss for something witty to say...but my gosh, that's funny! I think I'll support what Russ above said with the marriage statistic....works for me!

Christina_the_wench said...

What a smooth talker that one! You lucky, lucky girl you!

Becky said...

lol i could totally hear him saying this!

mothergoosemouse said...

If there was ever any doubt as to Boyfriend's coolness, it has been fully eradicated now.

As for you, there was NEVER any doubt. And you have a lovely smile.

Q... said...

Sounds like a comfortable relationship.

Kristin said...

You tell Romeo that not only will you wear a bag... it'll be a sexy one.

jen said...

Just tell him Johnny Depp thinks your smile is LUSCIOUS!

Jess said...

Does he have a brother? Oh wait, I'm not single... damn! You've got a winner there lol.

Rainman said...

Tell him you will only wear one if he does. That way if yours falls off, you still wont have to look at him!

Stephanie A. said...

You're truly prepared for marital bliss!

alison said...

You can get one of those white paper bags and it would look fabulous with your dress.

Melissa said...

Wait, don't they do that in Mormon weddings?

Oh no, that's just during sex.

Ali said...

aha.
the paper bag princess

Finelly said...

y'all are so damn cute! i think i'll barf now!

ablondeblogger said...

Tell him, "Only if you wear one when we're having sex." :)

Beth said...

LMFAO! Too funny Jennster!
That would make for interesting pictures no?

Kevin Charnas said...

boyfriend cracks me up.

Mommy off the Record said...

What? Is he drunk?

spidey said...

He hates your smile?! How is this possible? You can just wear a thick veil over your face--much prettier than a paper bag! lol

jen said...

awe
i don't really have a witty comment to leave.

Meg said...

Wow. Sound so much like my husband!

Tell him you don't like his penis. It's only fair.

Virginia Belle said...

lady starfish (my best friend) and her boyfriend could have the same conversation. you remind me of her, sometimes.

you two kill me with your teasing. LS and her man do it too.

for a while, she gave him a nickname that meshed his name with the name of a venerial disease. it was pretty funny, i have to say....

Holly said...

HA!!!

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