Thursday, August 31, 2006

more ass grabbing...boob loving.. and that damn cheese again!

omg! new blogher pics have surfaced! they've SURFACED and i'm doing bad things in them... per usual. witness the new "molesting by jennster's out of control hands", pictures here and now!!!!

poor mom101.. she's just holding her hands around my waist like a normal person.. and what do i do? i rest my hands firmly on her ass. apparently i really like it.. good lord, look at my face!! (so yes, izzy, i can and do look retarded in pics, thanks)


and what do i do to the pregnant whore? totally molest her boobage. not even thinking they might be sore. no, no concern for mega pregnant mom at all.. i just want some boob loving.


and then there's another one of these shots. but this one is the best because you can clearly see right up my nose and if you wanted too, i'm pretty sure you could have a good look all around the inside of my mouth and stuff. gawd, i'm sexay. who let's me out of the house?

26 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

First and appalled. lol.. God you had to have made that bash fun.

Lisa said...

If you go to Chicago BlogHer. I'm going too. You can molest my boobs all you want. They haven't seen much action in a lllooonnnngggg time! heehee.

Becky said...

lol these crack me up. point lets you out. thats who LOL

stefanierj said...

These just make me love you more, but I'm sick like that.

Random Musings Of My Life said...

Your such a classy bitch...lol

jen said...

I know one thing...you and my hubby should never be allowed in the same party together. He loves to slap asses after a few Jack and Cokes! There would be sore boobs...felt up asses and then topped off with a smack...

Karl said...

How did I not party with you at BlogHer?!

Melissa said...

Ster I love you. Those are hysterical.

mothergoosemouse said...

That last picture is priceless. Jenn, you are hysterical!

Mike said...

Question.........what would you do if a woman REALLy hit on you?

Petite Mom Blogger said...

Great pics as always...You are too funny!

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Hey, you are a passionate chick, what can ya say?

Lisa

Sue said...

That's the girl we know and love...and such a nice contrast to your engagement photo!

Elizabeth said...

I fully expect to be molested in Chicago! But you don't have to show me what you're eating, really, it's okay.

Mega Mom said...

What the hell was I thinking sending you those?

I miss you!

Elizabeth said...

Jennster, I just got done looking at a certain set of photos on Flickr, the ones with you in TAHOE?? Aren't you going to tell us the whole story?? Come ON!! I want DETAILS, Jennster, DETAILS!!!

Yorksdevil said...

My boobs only get molested by me. It's not the same.

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I think you should go to the doctors.

An unusually coloured tongue is an indication of illness.

You must be pretty ill!

;-)

Kristen said...

Don't you just love when embarassing pics of yourself surface? LOL. And you can definitely molest my boobs too- I'm sure living in Cali you've got some experience with falsies, right? LOL.

Nikki said...

LOL

Jenn, you big molester you!

Meg said...

These look strangely like the pictures taken of me when I go out. Hmm...

Kevin Charnas said...

See? whore.

Mrs. Chicky said...

Oh, my friend, you need help. But please don't get any before Blogher '07 because I expect to get fondled in some manner while there.

Self-Proclaimed Supermom said...

Next year, in Chigago, I am so there, just so you can feel me up LOL

Izzy said...

Whose pics are these? I swear I've seen them already. Or maybe just similar ones???? Next year strangers will be coming up begging you to hump them and grab their boobs...lol

Mama C-ta said...

I hope you called these ladies the next day and weren't just a one night stand ;)