Wednesday, July 19, 2006

random bits of bloggy goodness

like a brownie, but with less calories.

go visit my renter amy. she is awesome and i LOVE her blog design. plus, she thinks that it's funny that i called someone a whore and made them cry. speaking of crying- can you imagine what her mom is going to do to her when she sees the pictures she posted of her?!?!! death by mad mom anyone? click and see what i'm talking about! :)

in other blogly (like worldly, only different) news- blackbeltmama wants to start a new blog. about birthing stories. all kinds of gory, loving, goopy, birthy goodness. so if you'd like to participate, go visit and email her your story! then we can all read about it and cry, or laugh.. or make fun of you. fun for all!

and can someone please tell me WHY for the love of all that is holy am i getting so much spam on my freaking personal website?!?! i am SICK of monitoring my guestbook. losers. i get like 10 freaking spam messages a day on there- and it's like a big tease. someone signed your guestbook, jennster! i get all giddy. then i see that it's someone who wants me to buy stupid drugs to make my non existant penis larger.. argh.

did i tell y'all that boyfriend and i went cake tasting the other day? it wasn't quite as fun as i thought it was going to be. i mean, don't get me wrong- there's nothing like the pukey feeling you get after trying 8 different pieces of cake. the self inflicted gorging of various cake types and frosting like you're in an eating competition. boyfriend told me to leave some of the cake so i would know which one i liked best. i looked up at him with a mouth full of cake and a "too late" look in my eyes. who wouldn't want to marry me?

25 comments:

russ said...

afterbirth milkshakes, with real placenta ... it's what's for dessert!

Amy said...

Mmmmmm, you said, "Cake" perhaps you should go the When Harry Met Sally route with the chocolate sauce on the side, because it's important that it is on the side so that the cake doesn't absorb all of it. ;o)

Wait, wait, wait!! Does this make you a cake whore? It does, doesn't it? ;o)

Kel said...

I have no idea what's up with the spam. You should see all the ones I delete at CHBM's every day.

IT'S AWFUL!

Becky said...

lol i never go to go cake testing. that'd be so much fun!

gina said...

I totally heard a news caster's voice while reading this one Ster! haha!

Christina_the_wench said...

Cake testing? I totally missed that. Can I get a do-over and experience this??

So not fair.

Stephanie A. said...

spam sucks.

I'm so going to use blackbeltmama as my therapist on those birthing stories. I'm still a mess over mine. blah schma.

Too much cake is not a great idea, Jenn. I'm with you there.

Stephanie A. said...

OMG- Russ, I just read your comment. Yuck. Gross. Ick.

I did find a site with placenta recipes on it while I was preggers though. And then I called my mom to invite her to a special dinner for after the birth. She was so grossed out by it all.

wendy boucher said...

I really wish that you hadn't mentioned cake. Now my obsessive little brain won't let me rest until I get me some cakey goodness. Did you pick a flavor?

carmachu said...

Why do you get spam? Its real simple. It gets high traffic and you dont use the filter. THe enter the random letter filter.

Once you do that, it prevents auto spamming.

Cake tasting? What,you dont know what cake taste like?

Melissa said...

I love cake. Can I have some? WHat flavor did you pick? See I cna't stop with the cake. Damm it ster.

I like the birth story idea. People would hate mine though. Especially the last one.

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

oh, man. I want some wedding cake right now. the kind with the extreme buttercream frosting. I'm with Wendy, once I heard/read the word cake along with the word tasting, everythnig else in my world kind of blurred. Need some cake to get unblurred.

What flavor are you guys leaning toward? Or which ones did you try and how were they? C'mon Ster, give us sweet toothed ladies some cake porn!!

Lisa

Anonymous said...

What's with Carmachu?

Painter Beach Girl said...

I felt the same way during cake testing...I finally was like "JUST MAKE IT CHOCOLATE, HOW CAN YOU SCREW THAT UP?"

carmachu said...

"What's with Carmachu?"


In what way? Carzy? Stupid? Serious? wacky?


What you dont know how to ask a question properly?

ginger incognito said...

We didn't do much in the way of cake testing. We had gone to a wedding not long after we got engaged that had a cheesecake wedding cake. The Husband being a huge cheesecake fan, decreed there would be cheesecake at our reception, so we found the bakery that made it and tasted, like, three different flavors. And just like that, we were done.

Good luck on the testing, though! And be sure to share all the yummy details!

Beth said...

I didn't cake test either, but hot damn my cake was good! It was pretty and yummy. That is apparently hard to do! lol! Mine had fresh fruit in the middle. MMMMMmmmmmmm.... CCAaaakkkkeee....

Ok, yeah, and I'll email my birth story for this guy if he ever decides to come...

socialworker/frustrated mom said...

Cake tasting sounds like lots of fun. besides for me I don't like cake I am strange. Sorry you are getting spam so annoying. I get it on email but not on my blog.

Catherine said...

I wanna know where the BREAST enlarger spam's at! Why doesn't that non-surgical sales pitch exist?! Or does it???

Elizabeth said...

Wordpress catches all my spam for me, and saves it in a folder. Right now there are 1,141 spam comments in it. Think I should clean it out??LOL

My Mother was such an anal-retentive micro-manager, she took Chris and I to this lady's house, told us she would be making our cake, and to pick a flavor of cake and frosting without tasting it first. WTF?? We were robbed of the orgy of cake tasting we had coming to us! And THEN, after picking marble cake with white frosting (I wanted chocolate, I didn't get my way), she delivered the cake to the reception and the layers were sliding off of each other. We still refer to it as the "Leaning Tower of Cake". Hmmmph.

Virenda said...

LOL I can just picture the look with a mouthful of cake. In fact most of my time is spent with cake in my mouth.

:0) Wine tasting? Yes. Cake tasting? HELL YES.

I get a ton of spam too. :-(

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