Saturday, July 29, 2006

oh.my.fucking.god

and i mean that in the least offensive way possible. i stole this from dawn who is chatting to me about some girl who kidnapped and killed her boyfriends dog because it took too much attention away from her. we've decided that had she known about true wife confessions, poor over loved dog might have been saved.

there is SO much to say. SO.FUCKING.MUCH. but i can't do it right now. because my mind is mush,. i'm sweaty.. i have convertible hair (my god, wait until you hear how i tried to kill both izzy mom and mega mom)... i molested amalah nonstop until she cried (not really).. and there is so much going on i can barely sit still without wanting to squeel ridiculously in excitement!! i feel like a 12 year old at a justin timberlake concert! OH.MY.GOD- it's YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *insert screams here*

everyone is absolutely BEAUTIFUL, AND SKINNY and FUN in real life. and i will fully report tomorrow with KICK ASS pictures!!!!!!! this has been an amazing weekend so far, and i hate thinking that everyone will go home tomorrow and leave me. fucking whores.

11 comments:

Lisa said...

I can't wait to hear what happened...

alison said...

Post pictures NOW!!!

penguininthesun said...

haha, sounds awesome :)

Kristin said...

can't wait to hear all about it!

Angry Dad said...

Can't wait for these pictures, like everybody else!

Self-Proclaimed Supermom said...

I. AM. SO. FUCKING. JEALOUS.

Mama C-ta said...

Keep rubbin' it in!

Mommy off the Record said...

Dude, did you see that you have not one, but TWO picturs up on Amalah's blog? Including one of your ASS? I am so JEALOUS! Not jealous that you're up on her blog, but jealous that she got to touch your ass...or so it appears. I don't think I got to do that...

xxoo

Becky said...

just provide the pictures and slowly step away lol

jen said...

yay!! whores are fun!!! beautiful skinny, and fun!!!! Omg, i need to hear more, i'm like dying for your next long gossipy entry!!!!!!!eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Elizabeth said...

Excuse me, but BEAUTIFUL, SKINNY, and FUN is YOU, baby!! I wish everyone could know just how fabulous you are in real life! You are all over my Flickr photos, and I hope your boss lets you come to Chicago next year. Tell him it's IMPORTANT! Love ya, no really, I do!

P.S. I packed all the stuff for the boys in a bigger box, checked it on to the plane, and it got home safely. They'll dig into it when they get up! And then cry with happiness.