Friday, July 21, 2006

I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!

while watching iron chef on food network last night-

boyfriend:
that's the white house chef.

me: huh?
boyfriend: the challenger.. he's a chef at the white house.
*i perk up*
me: really? omg, i bet i know him!
*thinks for a minute*
me: no wait.. i know the guy who is the chef at the playboy mansion, not the white house. nevermind.

23 comments:

adjunky said...

well.... one of the funniest anyway :-)

Dustin said...

blonde moment?

my buddy almost interned out at the mansion. I was quite mad when he decided to work out in Napa instead.

bastard

alison said...

None of the girls at the playboy mansion eat...so why do they need a chef?

adjunky said...

oh waith. woah. hang on. five hours later... are you talking about The White House in CA?

I've actually eaten there (will reserve comment on THAT whole experience - but let's just say I should not be expected to carry an ID in a fucking strapless BALL GOWN!!)

hm. (if you are talking about THE white house in DC - please disregard)

creative-Type Dad (Tony) said...

Alison is right, they don't eat. But they do need a chef to get their "Tab" cola's out of the fridge.

Kevin Charnas said...

What does he cook with, silicone?

Melissa said...

HAHAHHAHAHA, thank you. I needed good laugh today.

Kristin said...

Personally, I would feel better if Hef were running our government. I think we would see a lot more of those, "make love not war" tee shirts.

Mel said...

You rock. LMFAO!!!!

Christina_the_wench said...

Isn't Hef on baby food yet? Old people usually are eventually. And I've had nightmares about him actually having sex. ~shivers~

Becky said...

LOL cuz the white house and the playboy mansion are OFTEN confused. LOL

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

I looooooove iron chef! I love the guy who bites into the red pepper as if it were an apple and then makes that face for the camera. love the panel of judges. who are those people??? And my dream is to be on the panel of judges. But then, my nightmare is that the ingredient on my night would be FAT NETTING or some heinous shit.



Lisa

mollymcmommy said...

why do you know the chef there?

i'm guessing you were a bunny?!

ah, what whores ;)

m

Lisa said...

For some people knowing the chef at the Playboy mansion would be SO MUCH better and more impressive than knowing the chef at the White House. heehee.

Mommy off the Record said...

My brother's best friend is a bouncer at the mansion so now I know TWO people with "connections". How do we get in to one of the parties? :)

charles ravndal said...

quite funny! I didnt know anything about the playboy mansion

mothergoosemouse said...

I'm also curious as to how you know the chef at the Playboy Mansion....

And really - anyone could confuse the White House with the Playboy Mansion.

Her Bad Mother said...

Do you really know the playboy chef? Can he prepare anything beyond lettuce?

Painter Beach Girl said...

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!

kim said...

lmfao jen ...only you could confuse the two

Jodi said...

How exactly does one get to know the chef at the Playboy mansion? Hmmm? You must give us a wee few more details there sweetie.

Jennifer said...

Hahaha. That's a total mommy-brain moment even though you WERE talking about the playboy mansion. Too funny.

Jenn said...

MUCH cooler to know the chef at the playboy mansion in my opinion!