blogger sucking ass lately has definitely put a crimp in blogland. what the fuck. seriously. this many days of fucked-upness is ridiculous. and i love all of you so much, that i could read all your posts in bloglines, but i couldn't comment, or even GET to your blog page in real time. argh. i know y'all share in my frustrations. i feel all out of sorts. and seriously, what the hell happened at google that was THIS dramatic to have things be screwed up for THIS long?!! get it together people. seriously. we all depend on this blog stuff.
in actual exciting news for me- i got my very first AD last night! someone actually wants to pay me to put their ad on this site! well holy hell! i wanted to do a little dance when i saw that in my email box!! anyways, it's a shopping with moms site, and it looks really cute and fun! i fully intend to explore it to the max later today and you should too! YAY!
i have a new renter! she is really honest and talks openly about her use of medication to help keep her bitchiness at bay. or at least at a level that makes her husband not want to kill her! she was new to me, so she might be new to you too! go give her a click and a visit!
omfg (that stands for oh.my.fucking.gawd.).. i have a little yoda snow globe here at work and i went to grab it and it fell and it broke! but it broke all over my pants and my ball! so now my big green ball that i sit on- (yes everyone, like this- y'all have been so fascinated about my ball).. is all wet.. not to mention my shirt, and my pants. and i think i popped my ball. yep, it's popped. dammit.
so not only am i wet, I AM NOW COMPLETELY COVERED IN GLITTER!!!!!! that fucking little snowglobe was full of it! green and gold glitter!
so now i have a sparkley crotch, and i feel like i should be getting paid. anyone have any dollar bills?