Sunday, May 28, 2006

the world can continue spinning

I WENT TO TARGET AND SPENT A LOT OF MONEY!!!! okay, it was boyfriend's money, but still. i love target. i love target so fucking much i want to have 10 thousand little target babies!!! i see no reason why boyfriend and i can't get married in target and then live in there forever! we would have everything we could ever need and want if we lived there! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! my love for target is seriously out of control.
i hate the store that starts with a W. hate it. won't even say it's name and will NEVER step foot in the store. it's disgusting beyond all belief to me.
but target. target on the other hand. *swoon* love it. need help, but don't care. don't want a cure for this. i wish target could be the maid of honor, and the best man, and give me away at the wedding, and marry us, and be our honeymoon destination..
speaking of marrying us- i love love love love love the idea of having someone we know become an officient and marry us. that rocks and i totally want to do it! so much more personal than having someone we don't know and will never see again do it. lame. so yay! now the only question is............. who?

23 comments:

Melissa said...

I adore Target too. It would be so fucking funny if you really did ask to get married there. Can you picture the faces on the people who work there.

I won't walk in the W place either. Never. Or the nasty K place either. If those even still exsist.

Melissa B. said...

YES, SWOON.

Undercover Angel said...

I wish we had a Target here. Everybody talks about it, but I've never seen a Target store...


It would be cool if you could get somebody you know to marry you. It would make it a lot more personal.

Painter Beach Girl said...

you should register there!! You CAN register there you know!!!

EvaRob said...

I love Target...I even loved it before it was trendy to love it and people called it Tarjey...

Elizabeth said...

Undercover angel, you've never seen a Target?? Oh, that is just too sad!

And Jennster, I once read a People magazine article about a couple who got married in Burger King, so I say go for it! Target has all those nice long aisles perfect for walking down to meet your groom. And all those beauty supplies for last-minute touchups. Think boyfriend would go for it? Hee hee!

Kristin said...

We don't do the "W" either... ever. Target however, owns my heart.

My mom lives in Hawaii where there is. No. Target!! She always brings an extra suitcase when she comes to visit so she can easily tote home her many purchases!

HappyGirl said...

I know what you mean! I love buying things at target....especially purses! Thanks for visiting my page.

Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual said...

"W" is an evil, evil place. Poltics and morals aside, it's also where the trailer parks meets the hood in my neighborhood - not location but clientele. Nasty, nasty place.
Tar-ghay is the best - how could you have stayed away for so long? Shame on you!

russ said...

REVEREND RAD!

Tara said...

We don't have Target here! :o(

Beth said...

Yeah, no Targets in Canada. I do however make many trips to Montana per year, mainly for Target shopping. I would seriously die if we ever got one!

I had my grandpa officiate our wedding. It was great! He got the licence online, and was good for our wedding day only. It was so nice! And, I didn't have to pay him!!!!

Jodi said...

I hate the W as well. Nasty nasty place. And they are a horrible company who treat their workers BAD. I do occasionally frequent K only becuase we don't have a Target in my locale. I have to drive to another town to get to Target. So, in desperation I occasionally go to K. But, I love Target soooo much more!

Lisa said...

I LOVE Target too!

Yeay Target. I refer to the W store as "THE EVIL ONE."

carrie said...

I didn't know that there were actual people who existed that have NEVER been in a Target.

I mean, why even live?

jen said...

oh hellllllllll yes target!!!!!!
i was real bad in Houston because there was no walmart around me.....and target was around the corner........ once again oh hellllllllll yes TARGET!!

Becky said...

oh man. i share in your target obsession. we went this weekend. twice. LOL. i told matt if there was no such thing as target we'd save 200 bucks a week

Mike said...

Hey........if you had Target babies the'd have a bulls-eye on them!! Not cool if their in the woods!!! Think McFly, THINK!!!!

Kevin Charnas said...

um...yeah...WHO'S the fucktard?

Actually, I really have an un-natural affection for Target as well...if truth be told.

Kevin Charnas said...

Hey, now I'm the fucktard who deleted the comment - for some reason the first comment that I left was posted twice. K?

ginger incognito said...

You and my sister share the Target love. When she worked there, she was in heaven every day. Even after she had to quit, she stuck by her true love, going there even if all she needed was a pack of gum or toilet paper. And, oddly, she feels the same as you about that store whose name starts with a W.

Va Va Voom said...

Lol. Your wedding in target will be major headlines! Plus, think of the publicity for them. They'd give you all the stuff you want for sure.

tAnYeTTa said...

My daughter works at Target. Need I say more! LOL