Wednesday, May 10, 2006

email from gramps

since i started this blog for my grandpa, it seems like the right thing to do is share his emails to me, with all of you. so i'm posting his latest email to me (without his permission of course). think gramps will sue me? grandpa- this is your own fault. if you weren't so fucking funny, i wouldn't want to share this with anyone!!!! :)

Hi:
This is just to let you know that I still read all of your blogs. I have to be very,very careful now though as Grandma says all of the "naughty" words I have been using lately come from reading your Blogs. She says that if I say " please pass the fucking butter" one more time at the dinner table she is going to wash my mouth out with soap and unplug the computer. Keep on blogging and I will continue to read as I have promised never again to use a fucking cuss word.
:)
Love,
gramps

36 comments:

rhonda said...

You have the coolest Gramps EVER!

Stephanie A. said...

your gramps is hilarious! and it is way cool that he's so into the email, too.

cj said...

:) That is funny. So glad he has a sense of humor. Grandpa's are in shortage in my house... we're down to just one. They are special.

Becky said...

omg i love your gramps!

Mike said...

LOL.....that's great!

Jenn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

russ said...

my grandma flashed my best friend

Nikki said...

Go Gramps!

I like some fucking butter with my dinner too. LOL

Lisa said...

That is so funny. I'm LOVING your grandpa!

Melissa said...

I adore your grandpa. He reminds me of mine, although mine died a few years ago. "pass the fucking butter", too freaking funny. You are a bad influence.

Beth said...

I Love it! Your gramps sounds so great to be around! If my gpa ever said that, I think I would die laughing!

Kevin Charnas said...

LMFAO!!! HA! GRAMPS IS THE MAN! damn, that was funny... whew.

spidey said...

OMG, LMMFAO @ gramps!

kfk said...

What a cool, hip grandpa!

Stephanie said...

HA HA HA HA HA - That just cracks me up!!

coffeygirlb said...

Ok, that is THE funniest shit that I have heard all day. Hilarious.

Tess's Mom said...

your story (blogging for grandpa) is a great one, I love discovering new ways people use the internet to keep in touch. your grandpa sounds very cool, you're lucky to have him to blog for!

Sister said...

For all of those who care...nobody...he is my Grandpa too! Oh my god that was the funniest email I have ever read! Thanks Jenn for posting it so his other granddaughter (the much older!!!and wiser one)can share in the laughter that is passed down our ridiculous family tree!! Now I have to go and play softball!!

Elizabeth said...

BWAHAhahaha! Being funny runs in the family! I read that email to my husband and we laughed so hard we couldn't breathe. Congrats again on MOTW-loved your answers to the interview questions.

Now can I please get my name added to the Hot Pieces of Ass Blogging Crew? ;)

Domestic Chicky said...

OMG! That is too funny! He sounds like a real character. We need more gramps like him.

Mommy off the Record said...

OMG that is SO funny! I see that a great sense of humor runs in your family.

Mommy off the Record said...

OMG that is SO funny! I see that a great sense of humor runs in your family.

Catherine said...

LMFAO!! Gramps needs a blog of his own. Who wouldn't read him over Dooce?!

Molly's Brother said...

I love it. Hysterical. Thanks for sharing that email.

Press on Grampa! Press on!

Yorksdevil said...

You're a bad influence on us all. Keep it up!

Avitable said...

All my grandfather knows how to do is type in all caps and send me chain emails about Jesus and the military.

Jules said...

That was great!

Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual said...

Holy Shit! I just laughed so hard, I woke the kid up! Dammit!
Congrats on MOTW, by the way. Glad I found your blog!

joeysmoon said...

That's great. LOL

Random Musings Of My Life said...

ok gramps is too funny

MelissaMM said...

I love your grandpa! I can't even say "dang" around mine.

jen said...

awesome!!!

Shawna said...

aww I love your grandpa! LMAO! Too funny!

Izzy said...

HOLY SHIT!

Grandpa rocks! I'm so jealous :)

Tray said...

LMFAO @ GRAMPS' e-mail! love gramps! Also, Cam torments me too, I can't take it, I get so pissed because i end up with a billion little bruises and the other day I SNAPPED on him about it....I don't wanna look like I was in a train wreck for my wedding.......he doesn't get it. but yea, it's better than being totally ignored. lol concert sounds awesome.....Mother's Day is a guilt trip day sometimes. this year it was because Connie upset me........and I gpt mad, then I was upset that I gave HER an attitude on mom's day. not fair! bwaa

Virginia Belle said...

oooooh, that was awesome. i see where you get your funniness from now.

he is so cool. makes me wish i had met mine. they both died before i was born.

sorry. that was sad. but he seems cool. hug him for me since i can't.