Monday, May 15, 2006

dear boyfriend

if you eat all the cookies & cream drumsticks while you are off work today, i will personally ring your neck. don't think i didn't notice that you ate the last one from the first box last night when we got home from the concert. i noticed. and seriously. you have gallons, upon gallons of ice cream in the freezer. eat that. leave the drumsticks alone. or eat the mint ones. this is a serious matter. don't come between a woman and her drumsticks. you hear me? *growls*

23 comments:

point45 said...

are you threatening me?

Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual said...

I've given up on threats. Instead, I hide the good shit. Once I found a bag of Peanut M&M's in a hiding place I forgot about (Hid it so well, I hid it from mydamnself!) and frankly, that was one of the best days of this year. It was like the candy gods were happy with me.
So ... did he eat the good stuff or what?

cj said...

I love the drumsticks. I married a man who is lactose intolerant. *LOL* He leaves his paws off my ice cream! I'd suggest he either 1. take it out in trade or 2. replace what he eats.

Jess said...

Mmmmm drumsticks... Yep, they're worth killing over.

Anonymous said...

Take out the drumsticks and replace them with frozen waffles. Put the drumsticks in the frozen mixed vegetables bag.

No one eats the frozen mixed vegetables.

~Jenny
http://blogs.chron.com/mamadrama/

Alison said...

Are these the kind of drumsticks that have that big ole hunk of chocolate down at the tip of the cone? Ooooooh, I LOVE that part! Yum!

Mega Mom said...

yes, you go! that pisses me off. don't eat my shit. damnit. :))

Jodi said...

Yes, Drumsticks are without a doubt worth growling over and making big time threats over as well! :) I love those things. Especially now that's it's getting so damn hot, well, here it is.

Melissa said...

Too freaking funny. Am rolling on the floor. SHit, you guys crack me up. Jenn, I thought you didn't even like ice cream. Now I am confused.
I hide shit too.

Beth said...

Too funny! That is always the worst when you go to have your 'treat' and it isn't there. It's like, what the fuck??!!?? I wanted that so bad! Then you want it more cause you can't have it anymore! lol!

jane said...

That's right, you gotta set the ground rules early. Also, a secret to a successful relationship: A woman's job is never done when it comes to training a man.
Get out the whip!

Painter Beach Girl said...

when I was married, I got to a point where I hid the food I wanted myself. Amazingly, he never looked for it, because if he had, he would have found it and eaten it.

Dustin said...

good girlfriends share

....just so you know.
:)

Mommy off the Record said...

LOL. If boyfriend tries that, you should make him go out and get you more no matter what time it is. And then he should apologize. And then he should give you a foot rub. And then (maybe) he'll have made up for it.

Jenn said...

Yea.....totally hide them. It's the only way. Don't hide the whole box...just a couple way back behind the icetrays! :P

Stephanie A. said...

Yeah, why is it that we have to specify "don't eat my shit!"? When we order pizza I only eat either sausage or cheese pizza. I always have to state, please do not eat any of mine. I especially have to do that when there are leftovers. These men have the human vacuum gene, I tell you.

Lisa said...

God I HATE when my hubby does that!

Kevin Charnas said...

YEAH, BOYFRIEND! put DOWN the drumsticks and WALK AWAY from the freezer...atta boy...those are "no-no's". Unless Jen just picks off the chocolate and throws the rest away, then call me and I'LL CALL THE FROZEN DAIRY COW ASSOCI-FUCKING-ATION!!!!

Tara said...

I feel your pain. haha
The good stuff never lasts long in my house. I guess that comes with living with 2 guys. :o)

russ said...

Some men have uttered "don't come between a man and his desire to eat whatever, whenever he wants."

And don't steal his fries.

Christina said...

So funny, and so true. I've been known to utter the statement "Eat your own damn food!" from time to time. Why is our food so much tastier?

mollymcmommy said...

LMAO!!! I hide the good shit too, I DO NOT SHARE!!!!!

m

Virginia Belle said...

i could totally post this for my man. only instead of drumsticks, replace it with "diet cokes".

i can finally relate to one of your posts! yesssss! * VB high-fives herself*