Thursday, May 25, 2006

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i have a new renter! she is fun and funny and if you don't know her already, CLICK on her box and give her a shout! (ooh, that sounds dirty...clicking on someone's box) give her a hug! give her a kiss! give her money!! no wait... if you're going to give anyone money, it had better be me. cause i'm the one saving for a fucking wedding here folks. so let's not get crazy. a simple HELLO will be fine. :) the rent box is on the left, halfway down the page. clicking is good for everyone. so do it, please. don't make me bribe you with brownies again.

on another note- let's discuss my comments, shall we? you all know that i love them. love them so much that i write posts about them. anyways, i have to talk about them some more because.. well.. frankly.. you people CRACK me up!!!! i have literally spit water onto my computer monitor on more than 1 occassion. (which is totally hot and sexy, don'tcha think?) but these 2 from virginia belle take the cake folks. god i hope they aren't just funny to me and no one else... cause that totally happens sometimes. the one about jimmy made me laugh so hard i almost pissed on the ball i sit on at work because boyfriend and i tease jimmy all the time about this stuff! he writes like a fucking tard! he is SUCH a dork in the way he types, it is painful to read. so v.belle's comment just gave me some sweet vindication. god there's a lot of jennster personal vindication going around lately. anyways.... the comment:

"is it just me, or do all of jimbo's comments read like something written by a spastic kid who is way overdue for his dose of ritalin?"

and then there is this one. which really needs no introduction because it's just well... it's just FUNNY. (ps vb- firemantaco got all hot and bothered by this and he can't wait)

"FIREMEN HAVE BLOGS?????? Why didn't anyone inform me of this development and brilliant idea???? do you have any idea how um, hot i get for firemen?????? we're talking major daydreaming fantasies, here. we're talking soft-core porn type fantasies. jenn, you have opened up a big can of worms. your taco man friend will hate me. i will stalk him like a groupie."


carry on folks. carry on.

22 comments:

mollymcmommy said...

jenn, a little OT (although those comments do crack me up though! LOL!).....you sit on a ball at work????

do tell, why? how big is it? is it comfy? what colour is it? do you bounce?

i'm itching to know!! I'm also tired today, this is my brain on kids as opposed to crack. scary stuff i know. LOL!

m

Becky said...

lol yay for vindication. all i gotta say

Christina_the_wench said...

I visited VB. Do I get a cookie at least?

Stephanie A. said...

I love me some VB. And she'd better not ever take off and live life again. I missed her blog while she was gone.

And Jenn- I bet you have fab posture due to that ball. That's what I need because my shoulders and back easily buckle because of the weight of my knockers. I always look like a lump.

kim said...

Im so jealous!! You get to look at that wonderful scenery, sit on a ball, you have firemen bloggers for friends, you tell it like it is and you're planning a big wedding thing,....errr... ok 4 out of 5!

Oh, The Joys said...

For me it is all about the PARK RANGERS! On top of Old Smokey baby!

Piece of Work said...

Yes. HILARIOUS.

texas math said...

Its funny that she commented on someone else's comment. I may have to go visit her site and see if her humor is in her blog as well.

Melissa said...

Girl, you are soooo lying. I am still waiting for the last dam brownie you promised me.

Kevin Charnas said...

I think that firemen should only be allowed to blog if they're naked, or mostly naked and have a live video-cam web-feed thing going on. Yeah, that's right...I said it.

Jodi said...

Yeah, tell us more about the ball thingy. That's kinda well, odd. WHERE do you work anyway????? Is it like a toy factory out on some millionarie's estate?????

Nikki said...

HA HA! Kevin, You're a trip.

I go visit Taco Man. He's a nice guy.

Kristin said...

melissa is right... brownie first.

but, YEA! for firemen!

mollymcmommy said...

i *think* kevin may be on to something..........

thanks for answering my ball questions on my blog, i now feel that the purpose for this day has been filled.

i will now carry on.

m

mollymcmommy said...

his name is taco man? i may need to check this out, is there some hidden meaning behind the taco?

m

rhonda said...

I am a comment whore myself. They make me laugh. They make me think. They make me know that I am not the only one. They make me feel loved :)

Mega Mom said...

Those ARE fantastic comments. I went to visit her :)

Catherine said...

So, like, why do I suddenly feel anxiety over the pressure to comment well about a blog post regarding good comments?! I think I'll just quit while I'm behind. :)

Mommy off the Record said...

too funny! I will go visit your renter now. (I remember when I was renting from you...ah the memories...)

Yorksdevil said...

Them firemen are cropping up at the moment - Go see the fireman and the naked guy on MollyMcMommy's blog.

Carrcakes said...

I'd like to re-visit why you sit on a ball at work? Is there some secret advantage to working on a ball that you're not sharing with us?

Balls and boxes - let's see how many more sexual euphemisms I can cram into one comment.

Virginia Belle said...

OMG. i am blushing. thanks for the props. and thanks for the visits/kudos, peeps. :)

please give christina a cookie. and melissa her brownie. it is criminal to withhold sugary treats from people. just cruel, Jennster.

stephanie cracks me up. my knockers just leave dents in my shoulders from my bra straps. ouch!

i am checking out jessica's blog. this is based solely on her comment here. old smokey??? when did that get hot? did i miss a calendar?

kevin charnas is genius. let's petition congress. there should be a law!

OMG, i think Molly McMommy is a bigger perv than me! i can't believe i didn't get that! i just thought he liked mexican food! so embarrassing that i missed that....

and i know exactly the kind of ball you are sitting on. it's the same kind i got for Czarina for Xmas, but that never made its way out of the box. i tried to tell her it would help her posture and she looked at me like i had fettucini squirting out of my nose. i am taking it back next time i go home. at least then she won't give me a hard time about my posture. sheesh! moms!