Tuesday, May 16, 2006

all guys are like this.... right?

seriously. i have come to the firm belief that i am boyfriend's personal play toy. jennster doll anyone? the amount of pleasure he derives from tickling me and tormenting me, cannot be normal! it's like he lives to poke at me, prod me, wrestle with me, lick my nose and then hold my hands down so i can't wipe it off..(EW!!!) and whatever else he comes up with on a daily basis! seriously. he's lucky i don't pack my shit up and walk my happy ass right back to southern california. ha!

honestly though. what is it with guys and their need to harass us?! i realize that it makes him laugh. i get that he finds all this crap SUPER amusing. but the most frustrating part is when he's finally pushed me to the point that i get pissy- it makes him laugh even harder! which makes me more pissy, and the cycle is neverending. the only way we ever stop wrestling or whatever the hell it is he's doing to me, is when one of us (that means ME) gets hurt. why do guys do this? really? what the hell is their problem? and why won't they stop? and as i type this i wonder if i'd be sitting here bitching if he really did stop. i foresee my blog now.. "he used to love me and tickle me and chase me around the house with a towel snapping at my ass, and now he won't even touch me. why doesn't he love me anymore?!?! WAHHHHHHHH!"

omg, no wonder guys are so confused all the time- could we (and by we, i mean me) have more mixed signals?!?!!

39 comments:

texas math said...

PFFF ...Allie torments me like that all the time and when I ask her why she does it she says..."you know its like when you were in elementary school and you liked a boy you would tease them and be mean to them..well i like you"

Its even worse that I'm super-ticklish and she knows my "tickle zone" I twitch every time she goes near there.

Lisa said...

This is WHY he's marrying you. So he can do all of those things forever! heehee.

Your like a "Tickle Me Jennster" Doll for him. heehee. Only YOU perform things for him that other dolls don't. heehee.

rhonda said...

I think that some guys do this to show us how much they love us, as strange as it may sound.

Hubz tortures and teases me constantly. It's kinda like a kid in elementary school, he would tease you to no end becaue he liked you :)

Becky said...

i know what you mean. i'm constantly calling matt a pest. because he is. and i hate it. i never had brothers and my dad wasn't around much. i'm not used to being pestered. it drives me crazy. and it just eggs him on even more. yes most guys are like this i assume

Jenn said...

I have had boyfriends who did that all the time. But Mike doesn't. AND if I go anywhere NEAR his tickle zone he FREAKS OUT and threatens me with a tickle DEATH!!

Wendy said...

My husband is constantly sneaking up behind me to scare the crap out of me. Someday, he'll catch me on a bad day, and I'll haul off and smack him upside the head. He also breathes on my neck, just because he knows how much I hate it.

jen said...

It's some wierd guy thing...and I see it happening between Bubber and Little Pea already. Bubber LOVES to tickle her until she almost pees and he randomly jumps out at her and chases her around the house. It has to be some kind of male instinctual thing...

Jess said...

Yes, it's a male thing. They like to torture us and we keep them confused with mixed signals. As long as we keep them confused they'll really never know what's going on (that's a good thing for me) lol.

Shawna said...

Jeremy never does shit like that. I actually think it would be FUN! lol. Im trying to remember if he EVER did stuff like that... like early on. Im not sure!

Kristin said...

pests! all of them! cute pests with sexy butts!

Her Bad Mother said...

They can't help it. They periodically regress to their primate roots. And tickling is better than grabbing hair and thumping chests.

(eeh eeh eeh eeh eeh)

(those were monkey squeaks)

Christina_the_wench said...

OMG he licks your nose too??? Jim does that. How gross and annoying is that shit? But I guess it could be worse. They could fart in bed. Oh wait....

Nikki said...

HA! Poor Jenn! Hubby and I just practical joke each other to death.

My favorite is pooring cold water on him in the shower.

He's just kidding when he says he's gonna whip my ass. (I think)

But it serves him right for breathing. HA!

kim said...

It's definately a thing all males do when they like you. And lets face it they really never do grow up. My ex was like that, constantly, I wanted to kill him half the time. And dont think it stopped after the divorce lol The other day I was dropping off the kids and when no one was looking he did the boob flop thing! I kicked him in the shin and he laughed even harder *sigh*

Mom101 said...

Ugh, stop it with all your cute couple in love crap. You're making the rest of us feel bad. ;)

Dustin said...

it's our silly little way of showing you that we love you.

...and yes, it IS silly, but I do the same thing.

Stephanie A. said...

just last night Adam thought he was going to start a tickle fight on the couch. until I put an end to it. boys.

Kevin Charnas said...

turn the lights off when he's in the shower and close the door (unless there's a window and it's daytime, then it obviously won't work) - I do this to Will and he gets soo pissed. it's awesome. Then once he yells, "GOD DAMN IT!", gets out of the shower and turns them back on, I wait for him to get back in the shower and I do it again. I can't help myself.

Kel said...

Hubby does that to me too. The thing that gets me the most mad is when he knows I'm seriously discussing something and he acts like he's still in high school. It drives me nuts. I'm all for goofing off but can he at least focus for 5 minutes?

Beth said...

Guys never do really grow up do they? It's the same here. Patrick like pins me down, or when I am standing near a bed or couch, he'll knock me down and keep me so I can't get up! I hate it!

Tara said...

Mark can be a complete pest sometimes too!! haha. Sometimes he'll dance in front of the tv like a crazy person while im watching a show. Yes..its funny, but im trying to watch a show!! and sometimes he'll tickle me till im practically crying, and when i ask him to stop he says... "but you like it, you're laughing"
DUH!

Jimboliah said...

flirting ^^ he loves you :P but sometimes as in going 2 far 2 where u get hurt is not cool... BUT you do realize you a SUPER CUTE when u pout dont you ^^ hehe... love ya baby

Allie said...

well atleast you dont end up the way i do when those episodes happened to me all red and sweaty and panting really hard (and i dont mean in a good way) and sometimes bloody ...when anyone plays with me that way it ends in a fight and im always the one getting hurt cause they are stronger then me

Mike said...

He's just showing you he loves you and is comfortable with you. Don't be upset over it.

melissa said...

One word for you: Cry.

Yep, cry. If you cry he'll be terrified of making you cry ever again!

russ said...

if tickling you and tormenting you is all he does

consider yourself lucky

Pattie said...

First time commenter here...found you through Izzy...
I think it's cute! It must be his playful way of saying "I love you". My husband is always doing stuff like that to me. He waits until I am elbow deep washing dishes and then he pants' me...oh, laugh.

The Stupid Blogger said...

It's because we're immature little brats and, I hate to tell you, we'll never change. It's always been this way. In ancient Egypt, pharaohs would do the same thing to their women. Only they had guards to do the holding while they tickled. And then they'd kill 'em. Consider yourself lucky! (Great blog, by the way.)

Jill said...

You always know its true love when they hold you down, tickle you and then fart on you. Soooo romantic! Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog! :)

Catherine said...

From all these comments, it sounds like my husband never got the memo saying "Tickle and pester = I love you." All this time he thought it meant I want to have sex with you. Typical.

Painter Beach Girl said...

You know, from the looks of things, I dont think you have anything to worry about. You can kick some ass.

Jay said...

It's great to be the tormentor. I do not pity men at all.

Rude Cactus said...

Finally...someone who admits you guys are confusing!

spidey said...

Um, Jason is like that and it drives me crazy. My mom said my dad is like that too, so yeah, I think that they are all like that. I have gotten Jason to pretty much stop doing the things that really piss me off , but he is still always picking at me.

Mrs. Chicky said...

My exhusband used to insist that I walk up stairs before him so he could slap my butt. It never failed and it would drive me crazy. So I divorced him. Too severe? ;)

But I would have taken tickling and face licking (okay, maybe thats going to far) over ass slapping anyday. It sounds like he lurves you.

Meg said...

Oh The Hubby is the same way! I will not walk in front of him anymore because he will inevitably poke me in the ass with his finger. It's gotten so bad that anytime I go up a set of stairs, I automatically put my hand over my crack to keep him away, even if he's not with me! I guess it's their way of showing love, but damn it's annoying!

Rainman said...

A couple of my favorite things to do to Mrs. Rain are:
Pretend to pick a booger and then wipe it on her. Drives her insane.
She also hates the Wet willy to the ear, lick on the nose.
There is a unwritten guy rule about acting grown up. As soon as you do your outta the club!

Virginia Belle said...

so true! and every guy does this! Repo licks my nose too and i hate it! he will lean in for a smooch and then at the last second do a fake-out and lick my nose. i fall for it every time. he also smacks my ass hard enough to leave a bruise. (not intentionally. i just use the bruising as a way to guilt trip him as punishment.) as annoying as all this is, i always end up laughing. for some reason it cracks me up.

guys are more comfy showing rather than telling us how much they like us. this is because they fear their weiners will fall off if they express any emotions other than anger. this is just my theory.

at least Repo isn't like my brothers. they used to hold me down and do one of the following:

1. stuff my mouth with a dirty sock.
2. fart directly in my face.
3. hock a loogee, then let it streeeeeeetch out of their mouth so it almost touches me, and then suck it back in. totally disgusting.

the sad part is, i'm older. and they still picked on me. it's ok. i got them back when i turned 21 first and they wanted me to buy them beer. i charged a dollar a beer. ha ha!

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