Saturday, May 27, 2006

alert the authorities!

i can't remember the last time i went to target. like i seriously CAN.NOT.REMEMBER. this can only mean 1 of 3 things.
  1. i'm losing my fucking mind and must seek help immediately.
  2. the world is coming to and end.
  3. britney and justin are getting back together! (wouldn't that be blissful?)

12 comments:

Isabel said...

This is sad. You must make a trip today. I demand it!

kim said...

Seriously girl! Snap out of it! You have probably missed tons of those lil red bulls eye deals already today!
P.S.
Target is pronounced Tar-jay at our house *says it with a french accent*

Painter Beach Girl said...

I have to go with a budget, and cash only...I give myself say, $50 in cash and that is all I can use on misc Target spontaneous stuff and then the other $150 is for necessities. I basically see how long I can go without going because I buy so much unnecessary things that I love, no matter how unnecessary they are! A place like Target, just being one stop shopping is marketing all on its own, eh?

Becky said...

omg jenn QUICK get there asap. i remember the last time i went. yesterday lol we go at least 2ce or 3 times a week. target is rich because of me. i'm broke cuz of target lol

Elizabeth said...

Target=shopping crack! All those beauty products and cute housewares and the Seasonal beach towels with matching picnic sets and the cute costume jewelry! *sigh*

Mommy off the Record said...

OMG--this post really scared me. I've been to Target 5 times in the last WEEK. Get thee to a Target immediately!

MelissaMM said...

OMG! I had the same scary realization last week. I felt like something was missing. I checked my keys, locks, kid, purse...yep, all there. Oh, I know: I haven't been to Target in like FOREVER!

Well, if anything, let's hope you're not having gone is due to #3. Truly blissful.

mollymcmommy said...

get thee ass to target, you need a spare ball.

m

Angry Dad said...

Yes, one can only wish that Brits and Juzzy get back together. It would be like it was in the old country when Carles and Dianna roamed the wedding chapel in fine style, What!
Instead, she's a skanky trailer park trash with that Dickhead K-Fred. He may as well be called K-Fred. I'm Fred-Up I tells ya.
Now, wasn't that a nice rant. Back to my Tea and Scones whilst I think of mother England and how I'm just a convict.

cj said...

Target has a bunch of wedding stuff in the bargain bin as of late... Have you seen that? How you cannot remember if you have been to Target lately is beyond me... maybe you never left and are blogging from the back room? or better yet the online system they have for applications!?

Jodi said...

Alright, that's it. Get your obsessive self off the computer and go to Target IMMEDIATELY. That store is good for the soul. Period. And they have all their cute summer stuff out too. What are you still doing sitting in front of your computer? What are you waiting for an engraved inviation? That's what the sale ads are for in the Sunday paper. GOOOOOO!!!! MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!!!
(that was tough love, it case you were wondering. Now please go to Target and then blog about it, kay?) luv ya!

Virginia Belle said...

If i could find a way to have sex with Target, i would be forced to cheat on my boyfriend.