i was remembering what it was like in high school to have people sign my yearbook. and i remember having this ridiculous crush on ronnie hewitt. and when i got him to sign my mine i was sitting there, dying inside with anticipation. i couldn't wait to read what he wrote. was he going to ask me out? tell me how fucking fabulous he thinks i am (not to mention hot)? would he tell me he wanted to "hang out" this summer? what would he say??? when he finally handed it back to me, it said something like, "remember the trees, remember the grass, always remember me as a pain in your ass."
WHAT? i waited for that crap? i sat there wanting to vomit while he was writing, for that? i probably spent all summer trying to figure out just what the hell he meant. okay not really. ali and i just did "flyby's" by his house all the time instead. stalkers in training, anyone?