Sunday, April 09, 2006

mud's good for the skin, right?












my girlfriend loree came to visit from LA this weekend. she's so much fun. we've known eachother since i was in 7th grade and that's a long time when you're ancient like we are.



on saturday the group of us went offroading. (group = us hot old chicks, scotty, boyfriend and jimmy). how funny are the guys? do you think the 3 of them called eachother and discussed the fact that they should all wear various camo pants? "if we dress like this, animals won't be able to see us, right?" they are such dorks! hot dorks. but still dorks.






speaking of dorks. let's talk about me on a mini dirtbike, shall we. i've never ridden one of these things before. i did so good the first time i rode it (which was not the time you're about to see). here i am, being a smart ass and pretending i'm not going to run over scotty as i'm headed right towards him.


and see what being a smart ass gets me? it gets me stuck in the mud. do you see my shoe? of course you don't. you know why you don't see it? cause it's BURIED IN THE FREAKING MUD.. ALONG WITH MY PANTS AND THE DIRTBIKE!!! do you know how heavy things become when they're in mud? my legs felt like they were submerged in drying cement. and let's not even talk about how overweight (someday, i want to be a real dirtbike) the baby bike became. thank the goddess scotty was there to get the whole thing on video. there's nothing like hearing me whine "someone save me.. i'm stuck!!" in real time. it was really funny and i was cracking up and well, if i didn't laugh i might have cried. and even though my eyes get super pretty and green when i'm crying, it's much more fun to laugh. especially when it's at yourself.

19 comments:

Jenn said...

*falls off chair laughing hysterically*

jennster said...

omg. seriously. i was laughing my ass off! should i upload the video?? lol

jen said...

There are easier ways to get a mud bath treatment! :)

Stephanie A. said...

Yes, we, the Internet, so need to see that video. Upload it!

It actually looks like you had gobs of fun, though!

Jimboliah said...

LMFAO!~!~ ohh man.... that was sooo god dam funny... bahaha... i was thinking how 2 remember these wheel'n pics other then pictures, which sometimes i still cant, but back 2 the point... i will never. ohh and i mean EVER forget this trip cause of A> Mud queenie ova here, and B> your wounderful friend loree :P had a blast and sooo want 2 do it again... P.S. classic face there baby... love it!

Melissa said...

SO flipping funny. I would have laughed too. I ried it once and fell so many times in two minutes that I swore I would never do it again. I can't ride a regular bike either. Well... I can, but I fall every 100 feet. You are my hero for staying up on the bike, even if that damm mud jumped and got in your way.

Jenn said...

*Finally gets off floor*
*wipes tears away from eyes*
Yes, Video please!!!!!!

Emily said...

WOW. That's all I can say is WOW.

That's almost like I got stuck on a tree, paddling down a river and got turned sideways and thought I was gonna drown.

Except that yours was way funnier.

spidey said...

OMG, LMFAO at your feet stuck in the mud!!!

Becky said...

lol dude that is some funny shit

Mike said...

Ya know......if you wanted a mud bath, you should have gone to a salon.

Kristin said...

video-video-video!!!

Mammawannabe said...

OMG! Here's my vote to see the video!

sweatpantsmom said...

Ha! 'Hot Dorks In Camo Pants.'

Isn't that a new show on the WB?

Yorksdevil said...

That is so damn funny,how much do we all want to see that video?! On a more serious note, you're never gonna be able to tell Blake he needs to wear a helmet to ride a motorbike if he sees you on one without.

jennster said...

i have been waiting for someone to mention the helmet thing.
blake will do what i say, because i'm the mommy. lol

Becky said...

and you do realize your friend looks like taryn manning from 8 mile and crossroads, right?

Wendy said...

omg, that totally cracks me up.

We have dirtbikes, but I don't ride them. I can't manage to get out of first gear yet, and how am I supposed to learn how to get out of first gear when I'm too busy trying to turn and watch for rocks and mud and remember which thingy is the clutch and which one is the brake. Someone needs to make an automatic for people like me.

Virginia Belle said...

oh, that was hilarious! sounds like you had a good time, although i would have been a pissy bitch if i got mud all over me. i'm prissy like that. but i probably would have laughed at myself in the end like you did. then i would drag everyone who was laughing at me into the mud and started a big mud fight. ha!

great photos! i would have been laughing too hard to take them. how long did it take to get it out?