he tried it again tonight! i came home from work to find out that blake had lost another tooth. he got all smiley faced and goofy, just like he did before when he asked me about the easter bunny and he asked, "you're the tooth fairy, aren't you?" i couldn't stop smiling and laughing through my "no! as if!" and he was telling me he knew i was lying, and it was okay this time.. this time i could tell him the truth. NO WAY BUDDY! you said that last time. and last time you flipped the fuck out when i said i was the freaking easter bunny. yeah, you got over it, but i think you scarred me for life. no. i told y'all that i'd tell him the tooth fairy and santa are real until i die and that's exactly what i'm gonna do.
blake - "people can't fly."
me- "no, but fairies can."
that stupid fairy is real. real i tell you. we don't question magic, we just don't. i finally told him that whatever he chooses to believe, is what he chooses to believe, but i am not answering his question. he hounded me for about 20 more minutes after that. the kid is relentless. but i could see it in his eyes- even though he was laughing and smiling, the second i said "yes" that stupid fairy is me, he would have lost it again. and nope. i'm just not doing it. the bitch is real. so is the fat man. until i die. or until he reads this blog.