Friday, April 21, 2006

bridezilla in the making?

i had my first "fucked up wedding" dream last night. i do not want to be one of those people. you know, the chick who dreams about everything going wrong at her wedding day all the time. at least, i don't want to be that girl already!!!
so in my dream, i never talked to a florist so we had no floral bouquets (ha!)... and i forgot to get one of those hoopy slip thingy's that makes your dress fuller underneath.. and i forgot to hire someone to do my hair or makeup and i didn't have a curling iron that worked and i was asking all my friends if they had one and no one would go home to pick one up (fuckers).. and my best friend alison was there and she wouldn't give me her slip that she wore with her wedding dress because it was all airpacked, or whatever the hell you do to it after you wear the damn thing, and she didn't want to open it!! what a bitch! (she reads this blog too, so i know she'll get a kick out of how evil she was). i think that's it. or that's all i remember.
i woke up this morning thinking, "already?!? i'm dreaming about this kind of crap already???" good lord. it's going to be a long 14 months folks.

19 comments:

Becky said...

LOL youre hilarious

spidey said...

I have dreams like that all of the time, although not necessarily about weddings. You have over a year of wedding disaster dreams to look forward to! lol

jen said...

Maybe it's a sign that you should just elope in Hawaii or something! ;)

Melissa said...

Too freaking funny. None of it will happen though.

ginger incognito said...

Not to worry! You'll only turn into Bridezilla if you start believing the dreams actually happened. The day you demand your best friend explain to you why exactly she wouldn't loan you her big, fluffy slip in your dream is the day you start worrying why you can suddenly breathe fire out your nostrils.

Mike said...

Hey.........Jenn and I got married outside and it was raining (just like it does for everything that we do) and then the alter fell over in the wind. After we got that all fixed, just before Jenn and her Dad came out of the doors, the sun came out and it was a perfect day. Just remember, no matter what happens, everything will be ok.

Jenn said...

Awww, Mike your so sweet.

But yea, Jenn
.....you'r gonna have those dreams
....so just SUCK IT UP!!!

and don't forget to tell us so we can laugh at you. =oP

Shawna said...

lol! Well I never had bad dreams about the wedding, but let's see... my bridesmaids dresses came back in a GRASS GREEN color instead of the Spruce color I ordered. I had to break down sobbing for the lady to finally agree that she made a mistake and send them back. Then at my first fitting we unzipped the dress bag and it wasn't my dress! Luckily the company who shipped it out had just grabbed the wrong one. That was rectified in about a week and they gave me my veil (that I wasn't going to wear) for free. Sooo I wore it. On the day of my wedding, my cake fell, my topper shattered, and my ring bearer caught a napkin on fire from one of the candles at my reception. My mom put the fire out...... WITH MY VEIL that she had just helped me remove from my headpiece with out even thinking about it.
Maybe the dreams are a GOOD Thing! ;) LMAO!

jennster said...

LMFAO shawna! HOLY SHIT! i am cracking up

Shawna said...

Ya know what though, I was NOT upset about any of that at my wedding! I had the best freakin time ever! I was just like WHATEVER! I drank and I danced and didn't think about any of it. Now it all cracks me the fuck up. It's a fun story to tell! haha

Shawna said...

PS. I often wonder if someone was trying to tell me something that day!;) HAHA

Mrs.T said...

Yeah, totally bridezilla in the making LOL.

I had a wedding planner. Solved my problems.

If I could do it all over again, I would have made my wedding smaller and outside. I still would have had the big damn dress though.. LOVE the dress. OR I would have eloped!

Beth said...

Wait till the vivid sex dreams come about ex's. yeah, it happened to me a bunch! SUCK!

jen said...

awe, well they always say that the stuff you dream means the opposite will happen. So, it sounds like everything will fall into place perfectly :)

coffeygirlb said...

Dude, seriously. I did the whole stress out thing for like a week then I just had an epiphany. You are getting married. All that matters is that you and your grrom are happy, everything else is just gravy. Still I suggest a very small wedding. I had maybe 40 people and kept it to a strict only family kinda thing. I wouldn't have had it any other way. Plus I did my own makeup, noone every does it as good as I do. I planned it in a month and can't imagine having had a long engagemet...just more time to put things off and stress more. Just remember, it's only about you and him. And your son of course but I'm assuming if your happy he'll be happy. Whoo, sorry for the assvice, I got a bit long-winded there, eh':)

Alison said...

Hey now, if I had the big, poofy slip thingy (it has a name but I don't remember it), I would give it to you and you know it! This was a nightmare, not a dream! I think most people just rent the big slip thing, right? That's what I did, Jenn. So back off. Anyway, no worries, kid---the wedding is going to be perfect. All of those little details don't really matter to anyone but the bride and most of the guests don't even notice those little things. Don't you remember when I flipped out about the wedding favors that my own mother left in the car and they were melting in the 90 degree heat?? No one cared but me. You will be fine. :) And I will be there to make sure nothing goes wrong when the hooch gets hitched. I love that!

Angry Dad said...

I'm sure you'll still look stunning as we watch you on reality TV!

penguininthesun said...

your wedding will be like you:

beautiful, funny, and exciting!

:)

Virginia Belle said...

oh, that is the funniest dream ever!

i'm sure it's just your brain's way of relieving the stress. like, "maybe if i imagine how horrible it could be, i can plan accordingly! then there will be no surprises!"

my advice? put your noggin to rest by just buying all that stuff now. throw it in a box or a closet or something, and forget about it until the week of. problem solved.

i have dreams like that before presentations or things i've procrastinated on. they suck!