Tuesday, April 18, 2006

blogger revolt!

melissa tagged me and wants me to answer the latest blog meme, but i don't wanna. *stomps feet* who the hell thought of the word meme anyways and why do people keep saying it like they've heard the word their entire lives? i'm stopping it. right now. this crap is no longer called a freaking "meme".. we are henceforth calling it what it is.. a blog FWD. a blog tag. a survey. questionnaire. blog filler. crap. i'm having none of it. i'm the person who deletes all fwd's in her inbox without reading them. ever. so i've decided to be done with blog fwd's forever. well, kind of. i thought that maybe boyfriend would want to answer the 6 weird things about me, for me, but then i realized that he got tagged himself! jenn rocks for tagging him based on the fact that it made me giggle loudly at work. boyfriend did it, but his answers are so disturbing i almost feel obligated to do my own 6 things, just to counter him (and grandpa, please don't read his 6 things about me. thanks. or just don't read #6 of the 6 things. double thanks. hell, you should probably skip #2 too.) how can i make him out to be this amazing man, when he reveals such horrifying things about himself? i feel like i should apologize in advance. yes everyone, i'm marrying a freaky right winger. *hangs head in shame*

so instead of the blog fwd, i've decided to follow tradition (it is now officially a tradition- thanks to melissa, who got the idea from metrodad, who got the idea from who knows who) and answer the questions that you want to know. the things you actually want to know about moi-ster, but were too afraid to ask. grab your cyber balls now, and ask away! just post your question(s) in comments, or you can email me, and we'll rock n roll! whatever it is. you're almost guaranteed an answer. i think. maybe. most likely. ah, we'll see.

randomly-i'd like to take a moment to discuss the comment verification thing that so many bloggers have on their pages. you'll notice i don't have one. why? because i hate them. why? because i can't read the damn letters it wants me to type! so what does it do when i've gotten the first set of 15 letters wrong? it puts another set. only this time, the font is harder to read and there are more letters smashed together. like i can really tell the difference between a cursive v and w when they're right next to eachother. and i feel it mocking me. "no dumbster, that wasn't a w.. that was 2 v's! how could you be so stupid?" i hate those things. and i don't understand why the verification has to be so completely unreadable? is the purpose to not let anyone comment unless they have a masters in reading ancient hieroglyphics? i realize and understand why so many of y'all have them. i just think they suck. i guess i'm all for comment verification- as long as it's freaking legible. it just never is. so on that note- down with comment verification! i'm starting a revolt! fear me.

more randomly- michelle over at bebereviews wanted me to let y'all know about a new column they just started! it has celebrity mommy gossip, coupon codes, discounts, special sales and more! so check it out and let me know if it was useful for you or not. i feel oddly like a sell out at this very moment.

23 comments:

Catherine said...

Wow, where have I been?? Well, obviously not here, which is sad. In the span of about fifteen minutes, I read about your work yearbooks and those horrible children who were mean to your son and how having our email on our blogs is handy (which I need to figure out), and may I just say that your blog is like a good book that's hard to put down! I've got to come back when I have more time so that I can catch-up read. P.S. Thanks for visiting!

Piece of Work said...

that word verification thing sucks ASS. SUCKS! I hate it, and I wish everyone would stop using it. If you get a lot of spam, I suggest Haloscan, which is free, and blocks 99% of spam.
And, hey! I want to see your 6 things. I hate memes too, but I told Melissa I'd do this one just for her, so you have to, too!

As for questions: WHY are you marrying a right-winger??? ;)

point45 said...

Piece of work

the answer to your question is easy.

im perfect:)


btw im only posting this to start a fire under her ass and get her all worked up and frusterated, hopefully carry into the bedroom later:)

Yorksdevil said...

I'm using you to test if my newly uploaded photo works for my user ID. On bf's blog I can't believe it's the fungus you take issue with, not the references to oral sex!

Yorksdevil said...

My God! It Works!

Mom101 said...

Dude, when you start getting six hundred comments a day from spambots you'll be loving that comment verification thing. Talk to Chase (tastetheworld.org) or Sweetney about that one. Does that mean I like typing them in? Hell no. It's like verbal rorshack.

And say, what's this about a right-winger? Do those really still exist? I thought they all shriveled into oblivion when daylight hit them.

Becky said...

how come i did not know that point had a blog? i'm SO adding him to my blogroll:)

and btw, what is the commment verification for anyway????

russ said...

wow his are disturbing
and you have a wiener addiction?

Jenn said...

Lets seee a question for Jennster........
What's the craziest thing you ever did?

Lisa said...

Hi. Can't wait to read your 6 things.

Melissa said...

HAHAHAHAHHA, I am cracking up. Girl, you are too funny. I started a new tradition huh? I like that. Makes me feel special. But I don't care how many times you stomp your feet, you still have to do the other meme (blog tag) too. Cause I said so. SO there. Ok, maybe not. Here's my questions.
I'll give you back the one you did to me, cause it was the hardest one. Who is your favorite blogger and why? Also because I love names, what is Blakes middle name and how did you decide on Blake. And third, why in the world did you move away from LA to move to the frigid San Francisco area?

Stephanie A. said...

Hmmm, questions for Jennster... so, how often do you floss?
when have you been most embarrassed? why?

jen said...

This is in memorium of Melissa's blog entry re: sex on the kitchen floor! :)

Where is the strangest/sexiest place you have had sex?

How ya like me now?!!! ;)

Melissa said...

Oh, Jen,
you had to bring that up huh? Just wait till you tell something horrifying.

jen said...

For Melissa...whom I LOVE and whose blog ROCKS and makes me laugh out loud A LOT!!! I will now tell about my strangest places...just to make ya feel better...

I have had sex on a pool table...between two boats on a beach...under the boardwalk in NJ...on kitchen counters (won't say which ones)in a VW bus(high school b-friend's bus many many many times) AND ON.THE.KITCHEN.FLOOR!

So see...I understood your plight sista...and now you...and other random people know allll of my strange places. :) LOL!!!

Your turn Jenn!

Alison said...

I think this whole thing scared Jenn away.

And, bf, I didn't see any misspelled words. You're doin' good, kid. :) And, as for being a right winger...don't you feel out of place up there in SF?

Kristin said...

hey spoil-y sport-y! i played along with the fucking meme cuz i play well with others!!

i use word verification cuz i was getting a lot of spam... i also like the made up words...

i wanna know how you a bf met! unless it is archieved in which case i can go and hunt for the damn post.

jen said...

Jenn has no fear....

Kristin said...

& i added my emai to my profile because i LISTEN well too...

Melissa said...

Hey Jenn,
Tell boyfriend that he is freaking funny and that he should open comments to not just blogger people like me, because I'm cool. And then I could tell him that he made me snort coke (Cola people, really) through my nose.

jennster said...

melissa- boyfriend's comments are NOW open! oh yeah!

Virginia Belle said...

OMG, Jenn! you are so effing funny! i was literally laughing my ass off at the word verification part. i have tears pooling in my eyes. it's messing up my eyeliner, so stop. seriously. you're killing me.

you can send all memes/blog tags to me. i never get them (well, i just got my first one yesterday) and am desperate for attention and popularity, so send them to me. i am a nerd. take pity.

your man is hilarious. those six things were awesome. especially the weiner addiction one. good to know you're marrying such a funny guy!

i'm trying to think of a question...

What is the smartest thing you've ever done?

Gah, that was lame. how about: Which celebrity would you most like to have lunch with? sex with? work with?

russ said...

Question # 1223451:

If you travel to the deepest part of the ocean, what one song would you bring with you?