Monday, March 27, 2006

where to start

holla? holla? did i really write holla in the post below? i don't think i've ever even said that word in real life.. i can't believe i wrote it! what a freaking dork! seriously. i so rarely type things in ways i don't speak them, so i must have been out of my freaking gord. no more wine for ster.

boyfriend claimed he wanted to go to the mall with me yesterday so we could spend time together. what he didn't tell me was that he'd rush me while i'm in the gap (the only store i went too by the way) looking at long & lean jeans and tell me to hurry up. note to boyfriend- this is why you are not allowed to come shopping with me ever again. how dare you rush a girl in her perusal for jeans that not only fit her ass, but flatter it as well. the gap gods are not smiling down upon you today buddy.

i keep dreaming about being pregnant and then stressing that i'll have enough time after birthing to fit into my wedding dress. i never really thought that i had one of those stupid clocks women bitch about ticking- but i'm starting to think i do. i mean, i did chase boyfriend around target yesterday with the cutest baby girl dress yelling "daddy yook at me!!! don't i yook pitty?" he didn't find that too amusing- which made me find it SUPER amusing. at least i wasn't chasing him around the store with tampons. lord knows what that would have done to him.

holla!

10 comments:

Jimboliah said...

LMFAO.... the lil girl dress is priceless... i told him you 2 were having a girl and he said the FUCK WE ARE!! to then i chimed in w/ the FATER @ the door w/ a shotgun routine ^^ OHHH I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!

P.S. work is so exciting today i get to post like mad.. . /sigh

jennster said...

we are SO having a girl and he knows it. i'm trying to mentally prepare him for this fact. HAHAHAHA...

Melissa said...

The Gap gods should have struck him down. I mean shopping for jeans is a woman's job. Especially flattering ones. A girl huh, yeah those dresses are cute. Wait till you see the tiny flare jeans.

Becky said...

LOL @ holla. that rocks. cuz i've never even seen you type that LOL

penguininthesun said...

"Yook at me!"

I think I will make it my mission to chase SOMEONE/ANYONE around saying that.

That's so funny!

Emily said...

HEY! I sorta did that, too!

We were at Old Navy, except I was ready to go, and Fiance wanted to look at super ugly jeans, and I was like, "Excuse me. I said I wanted to run in and run out. We got the run in down. You're missing the 'run out' part."

However. I did pick up a super-cute baby girl sweater and say, "Can't we have something to go in this?"

Stephanie A. said...

Yes, the girl stuff, oh-so-cute! :)

jennster said...

LOL. holla. seriously. never in my life. well apparently, in my drunk life it's fun.

the freaking dress was so fucking cute- and it has these little panty things that matched it and i cracked the fuck up imagining those panties over this big ole poofy ass in diapers. that's enough to make me want to get knocked up RIGHT NOW! hahaha

Virginia Belle said...

whoa. Repo is probably glad i'm not making jokes like this with him. it would probably freak him out. hell, it would freak me out.

but i am storing this idea for later usage. my favorite thing about your blog, jennster, is all of the fun ideas for annoying my boyfriend. i need to start keeping a list....

*VB throws head back and laughs in a deep, evil voice while rubbing hands vigorously.*

texas math said...

In boyfriend's defense....

Wait...there is no defense...if he wanted to spend time with you..why the hell did he choose to go to a mall?