Monday, March 06, 2006

my weekend in 8 points

  1. when the sign entering the parking lot reads "DISNEYLAND IS VERY BUSY, PLEASE PLAN YOUR DAY".. just accept defeat and turn the car around and go home. cause it's not "very" busy.. it's unseasonably, ridiculously, how do they fit this many fucking strollers in one place, busy... not to mention the fact that your kid won't want to do anything accept eat cotton candy and drink sour watermelon icee's because he can't even see where the line ends for the ride he wants to go on- and the thought of waiting 45 minutes in line is an eternity to a 7 year old and is apparently not going to happen. ever. at least not while he's 7.
  2. it is inevitable that people who should not be wearing spandex, will most assuredly, wear spandex. most likely from head to toe. and more likely, it will gross you out.
  3. the monster's inc. ride will make absolutely no sense to you if you haven't seen the movie. and even if you have, it's still not worth the wait.
  4. two 7 year old boys who haven't seen eachother in 3 months will not stop touching eachother the whole time they're around eachother. we're talking 12 hours of pure hugging, wrestling, and hand holding here people.
  5. paying $6 for a SLICE of pizza is ridiculous and should be illegal and my former employers should be ashamed.
  6. it's never a good thing to get hit on by the scary guy at a rest stop. *shivers*
  7. when sleeping in my nephews bed.. the only option according to boyfriend is "spoon, or be spooned."
  8. and last, but most definitely, not least- if your legs look like they are about to explode from being forced into your knee high boots, please have pity on those of us who have to witness it. think of the kids. think of me.. and keep those boots at home and never, ever, wear them out in public again.

25 comments:

Yorksdevil said...

That bottom picture is a crime against humanity, I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

Becky said...

LOl omg those boots!!!! wtf?

jennster said...

and i had to see the boots in person. the pictures don't do it justice. they weren't even lined up on her legs- like one was totally lower than the other one.. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FIT ON HER FREAKING LEGS FOR CRIPES SAKE! lol

Melissam said...

I wonder if she ended up passing out at some point from the lack of circulation? Shame on her!

Ugh, crazy busy DL is no fun. Especially when you have to pay full price for food and stuff.

penguininthesun said...

sounds like you had a lot of fun. I should try an "8 points" post.. although I'm sure it wouldn't be as amusing as yours, haha... boots :X

jennster said...

penguin. i heart you. LOL

jennster said...

MELISSA- i hate not having my discount and even with the discount, the food was always so fucking expensive! it's ridiculous that i spent 125 dollars in food that day. and that was with going to ESPN zone for dinner that night instead of staying in d-land to eat overpriced, non filling, food. argh

CAT said...

OMFG THAT IS GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

jennster said...

LMFAO CAT! it would have been totally fine had the boots not been cutting off her circulation and making my eyes bleed from looking at them.

Matt said...

I can't believe you took a picture of the boots!

jennster said...

matt- i have no shame. i couldn't blog without picture proof.
ps- boyfriend took the pic. lol

Stephanie A. said...

hey, why didn't you say hi when you saw me in my kickass boots? :)

Kym said...

Oh my....

Those boots. Ahhhhh!

jennster said...

stephanie you whore! leave those things at home, or at least buy boots that fit! LOL

toots said...

boots--oh my!! and LMFAO that you took a picture!!! did anyone notice??

Megaland said...

girl, you crack me up...seriously, i love you so much...you speak my exact thoughts and blurt them out way before i can even formulate the words...and by the way, i have them boots...LOL

jennster said...

i was fixin to take the picture, but bf did it! HA!

Melissa said...

We went the day after CHristmas. Talk about insane. The day you are describing sound the same as ours was. The black boots are killing me.

jennster said...

it's no fun when it's that crowded. i used to work for disney, so it kills me even more that i went out of my way to go there and it was a day like that.
you know you want a pair of boots like that. nothing wrong with 3 sizes too small!

DD said...

oohhh, the boots...that's taking the "muffin-top" to whole new low, literally. I'm dying to know what the rest was like...ugh, never mind.

jennster said...

dd- i'll buy you some of those boots if you want! haha

ginger incognito said...

"waiting 45 minutes in line is an eternity to a 7 year old and is apparently not going to happen. ever. at least not while he's 7."

That's funny: I know a 52-year-old woman (a.k.a. my mom) who reacts the same way. Yet she still insists on going almost every time she's in town!

Belle said...

Your boys are adorable!

Those boots/legs look painful.

Cat said...

I wonder if she had ring around the calf when she took them off?? omg, how the fuck did she get them off????

jennster said...

how the fuck did she get them ON is the real question!!!!!
belle- only the one in the dodger hat is my kid.. the other one is his best friend from home! :)