Friday, March 10, 2006

he loves me, he loves me NOT

boyfriend has decided he loves me most in the mornings. he claims it's something about me being so cute and cuddly it makes him not want to get out of bed. i'm so sure me sprawled across the bed, drooling on my pillow is super attractive. who wouldn't want to leave that?

i think he loves me most in the morning because i'm practically incoherent. i can barely respond when he speaks to me (note- this means no sass or smartass comments) and i can barely move either. it's like my entire body is in a state of dead weight. he lifts my arm up-and down it crashes back onto the bed without me so much as moving an inch from where i lay. he could probably do whatever he wanted to me and i wouldn't budge (ew, there's something entirely wrong about that thought). but really, who loves a person most when they can't speak or move? apparently the man i'm going to marry does. yeah yeah, the same guy who's afraid of tampons and doesn't let me beat him.

10 comments:

ginger incognito said...

At least he tells you he loves you . . . even if he's afraid of tampons and won't let you beat him. Hey, idea: tape a few unopened tampons to your tush, so when he goes to smack you, the DREADED tampons are there! Then he can't smack, and you won't feel the need to beat him. Well, about that, anyway.

jennster said...

BWAHAHAHHA- now that is a good one for april fools day! i hope he doesn't read these comments! lol

rockr girl said...

he loves you the most this way because you are vunerable. let's face it, these are the same beings that pulled our pigtails and chased us around the playground when they first noticed us.
my guess is the whole not being able to speak thing is vaugely attractive, too. they can pretend we don't talk back, nag, or tell them what to do.

simple beings, those with the penis.

jen said...

excellent post! i never thought anything about being loved in the morning, but that's another story.....

penguininthesun said...

I thought it was wonderful that your honey bunches of oats (haha) says he loves you most in the morning...but after you put into perspective about not being able to speak or move... thought it was kinda weird... jk!

Sounds like you've got a good one though :)

puppytoes said...

not to mention the fact that, like all guys, his levels of testosterone are higest in the morning! (i'm just saying...)

my husband actually likes me a lot in the morning, too... and vice versa! let's face it, mornings are an excellent time for quality cuddling, along with other things...! : )

jennster said...

but but but.. i'm TIRED in the morning! and i want to sleep dammit! LOL.. it's good he loves me in the morning. hell, it's good he loves me at all- haha

Jenn said...

I think my husband loves me LESS in the mornings for all the same reasons......he USED to think it was cute and cuddley until he had to start waking me up for work 15,000 times every morning. Now he's like HELLLOOOO WAKE UP!!!!! *poke*

Kelli said...

Hey, there ain't any lovin in my house until both parties have brushed their teeth...sometimes my husband's breath is so bad it smells like he first went to the toilet and took a bite of $%^&!

a said...

does he pick up your dirty undies?