Wednesday, February 22, 2006

who asked you?

what is it with complete strangers and their unsolicited advice for your life?!!? i wear the billboard (the engagement ring) and suddenly everyone and their dog feels the need to give me their opinion on everything from how many people should attend my big day, to what to do with the money instead of spending it on a wedding. i've gotten all sorts of advice on why everyone who has a big wedding, ends up in divorce. well maybe you dumb whore, he divorced you because you were a cheating slut, NOT because you had a big wedding versus a smaller one. and besides, who the hell asked you people? it's like when you're pregnant- you've suddenly gotten this "TOUCH MY BELLY" and "TELL ME ALL OF YOUR MOST HORRIBLE PREGNANCY AND BABY STORIES" sign on your fucking forehead or something.

8 comments:

Tina said...

what ARE you going to write about after the wedding?I hated that shit when I was pregnant. Especially because everyone forgets to tell you that after birth you feel like your entire insides are been ripped from your body through your ass.

Becky said...

awww jenn i know how that is. i hated it when strangers would touch my belly. and lol tina. i had a c section so i didn't feel like that but no one told me that my guts would feel like they would fall outta my stomach at any given time!

Stephanie A. said...

Yuck- I hated that about pregnancy and getting married. People really do lose their tact with these two life changes. Keep your chin up!

penguininthesun said...

the only way some people feel better about themselves is by negating other people's decisions.. (did I use that word right?) and sorry about the belly-touching! I don't feel the need to do that to strangers... just friends and family but I guess that would still be annoying, haha.

Toots said...

Can I touch your belly, even thought you're not pregnant? You should elope and spend your money on crack.

Toots again said...

My comment has a t where it shouldn't be..I knew I should have previewed before posting!

jennster said...

lmfao toots- i love you

Spidey said...

No one ever gave me any crap about having a big wedding, although one of my co-workers going through a messy divorce told me not to get married. LOL--but not really.