"i've been to the mall of america!"
"uh huh.. that's great."
"what? it's really cool!"
"that's great.. really."
"why are you being so mean????"
"well what the fuck are you talking about the freaking mall of america for?!?!"
"oh. well i just watched a show on it."
"well maybe you should tell me that BEFORE you start randomly talking about some fucking mall!"
i mean seriously. what guy just starts blabbing about a freaking mall for cripes sake?!?! the same guy who won't go near a tampon, that's who.