it's quite possible that i might love ikea more than i love target. nah, let's not kid ourselves. but i must give kea of i the props it deserves. there is nothing like getting a kick ass living room table for $24.99 when all the fucking ones at target were no less than $99 dollars. i forget how much i love that store, until i walk in it. it is heaven. the stuff is CUTE and CHEAP. just how every man likes his women. who cares that it takes you 20 hours to build the damn thing you just bought.. and nevermind the fact that the boxed piece of furniture is too freaking heavy to carry by yourself, much less get off the shelf without praying to god the damn thing doesn't crush you on its way down. i wonder how many people have gone unnoticed, bleeding to death, in an aisle a mile long under a box too heavy to move? what? it could happen!
all of that aside- ikea is god. oh yeah.