Monday, February 27, 2006

praying to the ikea gods

it's quite possible that i might love ikea more than i love target. nah, let's not kid ourselves. but i must give kea of i the props it deserves. there is nothing like getting a kick ass living room table for $24.99 when all the fucking ones at target were no less than $99 dollars. i forget how much i love that store, until i walk in it. it is heaven. the stuff is CUTE and CHEAP. just how every man likes his women. who cares that it takes you 20 hours to build the damn thing you just bought.. and nevermind the fact that the boxed piece of furniture is too freaking heavy to carry by yourself, much less get off the shelf without praying to god the damn thing doesn't crush you on its way down. i wonder how many people have gone unnoticed, bleeding to death, in an aisle a mile long under a box too heavy to move? what? it could happen!
all of that aside- ikea is god. oh yeah.

7 comments:

Becky said...

ooooh ikea.......

russ said...

costco, ikea, target
jennster = little miss domestic

next thing you know, you'll be going to parent teacher conferences ... DOH!

russ said...

All the "fucking ones?" I thought tables were for meals and such...? Oh man...disturbing image...nevermind...

jennster said...

russ!!!! i was shopping at costco for work (although i shop there sometimes for home too).. and i worship target. ikea, i was on a mission for a cheap table! LOL

Melissam said...

Oh I love Ikea. I don't love how they trap you in the maze of their store forcing you to Oh and Ah over all the great deals so you end up speading WAY more than you'd want to.

I seriously expect a piece of cheese or some treat at the cash registers as a reward for making it out of the crazy place.

jennster said...

i don't even understand HOW that fucking maze works! how the hell did someone design that?!?!! i do feel like a rat following the arrows around the whole damn place! lol

Spidey said...

I've never been to an ikea, but they are building one in columbus, so I guess I'll have to check it out!