Monday, February 06, 2006

dear dyson

i really really really really really really really want you. like, REAL BAD!!!!!!!! why do you have to be a $500 dollar vacuum?! WHY? because you're THAT good, that's why. i want you. even though you are like the freakiest looking vacuum on the face of this earth, i still want you. who else accepts you this way? you're ugly and weird, but i promise to love you for as long as you suck my carpets clean. yeah, my love has conditions. you suck well, i'll love you. you stop sucking, i stop loving. i'm all about fairness. come to mama.

4 comments:

Jimboliah said...

hmmm... didnt u just win 400 bucks or something?? hmmm ^^ just a thought

jennster said...

yes, but we also have a ridiculously expensive wedding to pay for. that 4hund is already spent, love.

Tina said...

nah,nah,nah I have a Dyson!

jennster said...

DO YOU TINA? do you love it?