Thursday, February 23, 2006
1 down 2 to go
blake tricked me. he asked me all happy and funny like, if i was the one who put the candy in the eggs at easter time. since he was so fucking smiley face about it, i said yes. i mean, why lie anymore than i need to, right?? well that was a mistake! he was hysterically crying and saying overly dramatic statements like, "how come everything i believe in ISN'T REAL??!" and "i am so stupid for believing in something that was never real!!!" and he was mad that he believed in the easter bunny, when the easter bunny was "scratching my back right now!" which meant, it was me. which made me laugh. which made him mad. all of this has gotten me thinking WHY i told him there was a stupid bunny in the first place? i mean, couldn't i have just said all along that i put candy in your eggs and hide them around the house? i mean, what harm is there in that? one less "lie" to deal with later, right? maybe i told him that because it was FUN FOR ME. not to lie, but to be the easter bunny. *sighs* well let me tell you this much- his reaction has left me no choice but to tell him forever that the freaking tooth fairy and santa are as real as i am! i don't care if that stupid fairy isn't big enough to hold your tooth and/or carry money around. the bitch is magic, and you just don't question magic things! and santa? i'll tell him that fucker's real until i die.